Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Friday, December 15th: Secular Gift Giving Holiday Celebration

Oh, glorious December. What more can you ask for in a month? On the 25th, we celebrate the birthday of everyone's favorite Republican (who actually looks like he could be in Akron/Family). On the 31st, we celebrate the end of one year and the beginning of the next. Throughout the entire month, the media tries to convince us that the lines to see Santa at North Park Mall are more newsworthy than war. And this December, we're adding something else to the list.

We're very happy to announce that the nice people who run Art Prostitute have invited us to host a concert at their gallery to celebrate the secular giving of gifts during the holiday season. Its going to take place on the evening of Friday, December 15th, and its going to be fun. But instead of writing out a whole long thing about how great we are for doing this, I'll just give you the line up and some of the details, which will be just as effective in convincing you that we are in fact great. The line up:

The Great Tyrant
Faux Fox
Chief Death Rage
Krispee Ones
DJ sets by Nature, Sober and Select

These are just a few of the bands and DJs that we've really come to like over the past year, and we're very happy that they've agreed to peform. We still have some details to work out (such as the order of the sets and the exact time they will start), but we do know:

1. It will probably start earlier than the average show (say around 7 or 8)
2. It will cost $6
3. It will be all ages
4. Your $6 will get you in the door, and if you're over 21, it will also get you unlimited access to the free Shiner Keg that we'll have inside. Come in, grab a cup, and fill up as many times as you can. If you drink two, the cover charge pays for itself. All the alcoholics will be there early.

We'll give more details in the coming days, but be sure to look out for some totally cute Myspace event invites!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

so like will you bloggers be wearing masks and stuff? that would be super awesome. will you reveal yourselves to the crowd or what?

12:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

another idea....hows about dressing up like santa and mrs claus and let the crowd pay to sit in your laps?

12:47 AM  
Blogger Defensive Listening said...

You don't have enough money to sit on my lap.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

this is fucking rad, nice work guys.

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cliff notes

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry anon 9:08 no retards allowed in this one don't bother.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Zine-O-Phonic said...


1:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no retards? shit, guess all of us under the guise of "anon" will be kept out of this one.

6:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

stonedranger will be so trashed he'll strip naked and reveal His Presence

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'v seen him half naked.. that was enough for me..


12:04 AM  
Blogger stonedranger said...

damn it! You guys are giving me away.

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