Friday, July 11, 2008

Weekender

FRIDAY

Hard Place/MVSCLZ/Tommy Boy/Fight Bite (Swiss House, 3114 Swiss Ave.): Fight Bite's morbid and morose lyricism might stick out a little here, but I'm sure it will be fine if you kind of bob your head and ignore the part where they talk about killing themselves...and killing "everyone else." Lighten up guys, Dallas ain't so bad! Mvsclz took me by surprise when I found out that it was the most recent project of Austin photographer Ben Aqua, the man behind the costumed, one-man metal shredding nightmare Assacre. Mvsclz is the complete opposite of Assacre, as the music is stark yet slippery disco beats and synths. Touring act Hard Place mixes equal parts melodrama and sleaze, sounding somewhat like Glass Candy if they started reincorporating the glam guitar of their early records into their current electronic sound. Tommy Boy continues to be one of the most intriguing figures in local music, occasionally causing you to stop and think, "Am I actually listening to this David Gilmour solo? Is that Europe? I don't know WHAT'S COOL ANYMORE!" And that's how I know someone's doing their job. (DL) PS-- Maybe the most interesting line up of any Swiss House show yet. (SR)

Mt. Righteous/The Unbearables/Magicfly (Space Studios): A Melissa's Delux Party featuring the current darlings of the Dallas Observer's music staff, Mt. Righteous. When was the last time the Observer broke a band, anyway? Moving on, I visited Space Studios a few weeks ago and I found it to be quite comfortable-- the space itself is large and inviting, and if they can work out a few of their sound issues, I'd say they are on their way to having a nice little venue over there. Now if only it weren't in Deep Ellum...

Broadcast Sea/Exit the King/Cleric/Pools (Rubber Gloves)

SATURDAY

Darktown Strutters/Mistress/Florene/Dirty Diamond/Lychgate (Wisconsin, 731 Texas St. Denton): Excellent and varied local line up of some Denton groups who actually reward you for allowing them to take risks. We're not sure about the order these groups are playing in, so hopefully someone from the venue can post the set orders and times in the comments section. Guys? The three bands here with Myspace pages couldn't possibly be more different from one another, and people who are into stuff like Metro Area, Tussle, Syclops and old mutant disco stuff should certainly give Darktown Strutters a shot. Most of the bands nominated for Observer awards aren't even cool enough to THINK about sounding like them.

Transona Five/Dovehunter (Good Records): Transona Five goes on at 3pm, and Dove Hunter goes on at 4 to celebrate the release of their new CD The Southern Unknown. This will be Transona Five's only local show for a while apparently, so if you're a fan, you should plan to catch them while you can.

Play N Skillz Summer Jam feat. Lil Wayne/Plies/Bun B (Nokia Theater): This is actually a small part of a larger 3 day event hosted by Play N Skillz, the Dallas based production team that recently started gaining media attention thanks to their production on a track on Lil Wayne's latest album, Tha Carter III, which was followed by a subsequent photo spread and article in the Source featuring PNS and their take on all things Dallas. Some pretty sweet shit in there too, including a shout out to Big T Plaza ya'll. In case you didn't know, Lil Wayne's latest record has sold almost 2 million copies in the last four weeks, which is pretty amazing, isn't it? When you actually sit down and listen to it, and REALLY think about what it is you're listening to, it sort of becomes clear that Tha Carter III is one of the strangest pop smashes of all time. Seriously.

Peter Murphy/Ali Eskandarian (House of Blues): Bauhaus' Peter Murphy is sort of doing a career retrospective on this tour, drawing his set lists up from older Bauhaus albums, solo material, and the most recently released Bauhaus record, which came out last Spring. Murphy's three piece band on this tour includes Queens of the Stone Age drummer Nick Lucero. The cool thing about Bauhaus is that most "goth people" are too dumb to get them, leaving plenty of room for me to go to this show without worrying about running into that one goth chick I knew in high school that... uh, nevermind.

Hot Flash Party (Fallout Lounge): Hot Flash Party welcomes new member Genova on Saturday night. Expect to hear everything from funk to house to disco.

SUNDAY

George Michael (American Airlines Center): I don't know if I would enjoy a George Michael concert at American Airlines Center, especially if I had to buy one of those expensive tickets, but I have to admit that I'm just a tad buy curious about this one. The guy has sold over 100 million records worldwide over the course of his career, and many of his most popular singles have to rank amongst the best of trashy, 1980's throw away pop. Wham! hits such as "Everything She Wants" and "Club Tropicana" have stood the test of time better than anyone could have possibly imagined back then, and the fact that Wham is sort of a cool reference point/influence these days is pretty astounding. His solo career was also peppered with great hits like "Freedom 90," "Careless Whisper" and "I Want Your Sex," all of which are enjoyed by a lot more people than are willing to admit it. It's true that dude has done some pretty lame shit in his day, and I've honestly never even attempted to listen to an entire George Michael all the way through, but hearing all these singles in person might be enough of a reason to go to this. I also have a secret free parking spot near American Airlines Center that none of you idiots will ever be able to find. Ha ha.

227 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saturday: Boxcar Bandits, Jeff Jeffus, and Delmore Pilcrow on roof at Cool Beans

5:04 PM  
Anonymous laura said...

"goth people" DO like Bauhaus. granted it might be an older goth crowd.....but hey, i still plan on seeing plenty of black lipstick (and there's nothing wrong with that)

5:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you're "curious" about George Michael? Interesting...

5:15 PM  
Anonymous chriso))) said...

Wisconsin is

Lychgate
Darktown Strutters
Florene
Mistress
Dirty Diamond

From last to first, starts 9ish

Starts 9ish. Show up early, solid gold all the way through.

For the no internet sounds bands:
Lychgate is Andrew, Rob, Jonah Keyboard DOOM. They were at the last Saturday show we had.
Dirty Diamond is Rob, Sloan, Julie, and Leanne. I think I've heard them talk about this and they called it metal? Might not be what I'm thinking of.

High five Andrew Michael from Mistress for putting this all together.

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you're "curious" about George Michael? Interesting...

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DL has been becoming a real dick lately. WTF?

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lately? shit...

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

darktown strutters are playing at midnite

5:28 PM  
Anonymous damn gina said...

How long before the Darktown Strutters backlash? We've just witnessed the beginnings of the Sally Glass one. Strange Boys, who? Ghosth-what?

5:34 PM  
Anonymous anyone can blog said...

this blog is so cute, maybe the we shot jr guys can put this on a resume to get a real job some day.

5:40 PM  
Anonymous aaron gonzalez said...

saturday at reno's chop shop:
dryline
my son my executioner
enemies of inertia
fighting chance
akkolyte
scumrush

8:00 p.m.
$10

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is My Son My Executioner emo?

5:47 PM  
Anonymous aaron gonzalez said...

all music made by human beings is emo

5:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok...let's try this again...

I mean, are they classified as an "emo" band...that genre? Never heard of them before - their name just sounded emo.

6:09 PM  
Anonymous NM said...

what's your blog 540? your REAL job? people hating on this blog is one of the main reasons i love to read the comments. as soon as people quit hating, i'll quit reading. however, i know that will NEVER happen. so as some other 'smart' anon said recently-get fucked, bro.

6:15 PM  
Anonymous stonedranger said...

if it makes darktown strutters and sally glass feel any better, there has been a "backlash" against us since summer 06, yet we still keep getting better and more popular!

6:22 PM  
Anonymous barf said...

i'm still waiting for that mt.righteous backlash...

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

saturday night in ft. worth

dove hunter cd release
telegraph canyon
talking tiger mountain

@lola's 9 p.m.

6:25 PM  
Anonymous le chauffeur said...

dirty diamond is fucking brutal!!!!

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i was at his house a few months ago returning a piece of art that had been on loan somewhere. he was in pajamas at 2 in the afternoon, smoking weed at the kitchen table, watching cartoons. completely freaked me out.

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and when I said he, I meant G. Michael. it was disturbing.

6:50 PM  
Anonymous stonedranger said...

are you talking about george michael?

6:52 PM  
Anonymous stonedranger said...

awesome....

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sweet, you work for artemus.... right? is that you jeff?

7:19 PM  
Anonymous aaron gonzalez said...

5:47/6:09:
My Son My Executioner would probably be classified as hardcore, metal, or metal core. Their myspace lists the genre categories metal/hardcore/death metal. If you want to know better, listen here: http://www.myspace.com/mysonmyexecutioner

I honestly don't know what constitutes emo these days. Most of it seems to be sleek, overly affected (but underly emoted) watered down psuedo-indie pop-rock these days (which is different than what it was when i first discovered the ersatz genre in high school.) That being said, much metal and hardcore has somehow fallen into being considered emo, though the only difference i can really see between those bands and some of their peers consists of hairdos, the fonts they used, or introspective long-winded titles. Genres these days are viral, each drumbeat, recording technique, and demographic appeal rendering things apart in illogical ways. That's why I say all music is emo. I could be really annoying and say that all music is techno, but I think even less people would get the joke. Anyway, I'm sure you're annoyed by now, so sorry; I just try to think as little about the cultural implications of emo as possible these days....

8:33 PM  
Anonymous H.H.A.S said...

...moving on.
HA!

A shout out to my BELOVED Big T Plaza.
The. Best. jewelry boutiques in town!
And all the mannequins have mega booties.
And I haven't gotten shot yet.
I fucking love that place.
So happy it's only 8 minutes (not that I've timed it) from my crib.
Anytime. Anyone. I'll go.

8:49 PM  
Anonymous desperately seeking slap-on bacon bracelets said...

meet me at wisconsin saturday, h.h.a.s. i think i'm in love with you..

i'll be the one in the corner of the basement wearing a yellow rose attached to the empty sleeve of my blouse.

8:57 PM  
Anonymous mmmmmm...... said...

to: nm , 6;15 pm , your so tough keep flexing baby!, i like to read the comments as well , i just want to pinch your little cheek bro.

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how bout we not have an argument about emo

9:36 PM  
Anonymous ???????????? said...

boring...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so dallas ain't so bad and you don't know whats cool anymore, eh? oh well, at least you're batting .500 there, toned flanger..

wham! on, little buddy......................

9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey laura: don't say black lipstick! john wiley price would'nt like that.

9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just witnessed the beginnings.. puh-fucking-leeze.
fuck off, sally. love, toned flang.. erm..uh, i mean stonedflanger. tonedranger. stranger. fuck it all, no future!!!!

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hawkreleaser!! cd released straight from our buttcracks!

something in your eyes..

9:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"buy curious" - that is pure literature

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im not curious at all. any question about the lameness of the tastes of the author has been answered.

11:54 PM  
Anonymous kyle said...

Hey stonedranger! I thought you were "excited to see this."?? Well, hey, I played 4 fucking times and not once were there to "see this". Fuck you, you complete asshole! Why bother writing articles about bands that you "love", touting about how you just can't wait to see them play, when you don't EVER go out to see them perform!! I HATE your fucking blog and I hate you because you make me feel like shit. People in Denton can't praise anything anymore without thinking about whether or not their scene cred will be in jeopardy because of creeps like you, because of ugly blogs like this. Just leave me the fuck alone and NEVER WRITE ABOUT ME EVER AGAIN! Is that fucking clear?!!

And too bad if you don't like this you asskissing, pussy-masked fucks.

And FUCK John Maus. I fucking HATE John Maus. "Ooooh, he's on a goddamn label, so he must be cool! Shit, he's cooler than Farah!!!"


Fuck you all.

11:57 PM  
Anonymous numnuts said...

oh crap

12:39 AM  
Anonymous numnuts said...

oh crap

12:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey kyle! What band are you in?? I want to make sure I never see your band, you snivelling douchenozzle. News flash - it's impossible for anyone who likes more than one band in DFWd to catch every show they would like to see. Swallow a knife already, cumdrinker.

12:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

most likely kyle from nightgame cult

1:31 AM  
Anonymous big guy with arms crossed said...

back off 12:57 .let stoney d answer for himself.

2:04 AM  
Anonymous Laura said...

9:48- ...... i never thought of a "black hole" as any sort of racial slur....and i happen to like devil's food cake!

2:23 AM  
Anonymous same shit.. said...

here we go again. another one of kyle's infamous internet meltdowns.

2:32 AM  
Anonymous stonedranger said...

Oh man, Kyle. We should totally smoke a joint together some time.

3:26 AM  
Anonymous Chad said...

Fantastic show at the Swiss House tonight. Dallas is such a fun getaway spot from the hustle and bustle of big city Denton life.

3:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get fucked bro

4:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so darktown strutters is going on at 12midnight or what?

4:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what time does darktown strutters go on? for real?

4:23 AM  
Anonymous PIGGY said...

DTS are playing some time between 11:30 and midnite. that's a full hour of parking lot-to-basement badassery.

make sure you BYOB.

--WE DON'T MAKE BEER RUNS AND WE DON'T CALL THE COPS--

9:33 AM  
Anonymous i am really lame said...

i'm shutting this blog down. it's too much. i simply can't go on.

9:39 AM  
Anonymous i am really lame said...

awwwwwwww.... it was worth a shot :D
stay sweet!

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

move on..

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i seriously doubt that is really kyle.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i seriously doubt you've ever MET kyle.

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all women are whores who will suck dick for some rewards

11:37 AM  
Anonymous thanks ladies. said...

thank god women suck dick , or i'd be forced to accept favors from men!!!!!!!!

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1,113 cool points, 1,114 cool points..

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO RECESS!

NO RECESS!!

NO RECESS!!!

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yep

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who's kyle?

1:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey who is this kyle guy?

1:44 PM  
Anonymous ? said...

Mt. Righteous backlash? I don't think that's happening.

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mount Righteous is a bunch of suburban fag crap.

2:44 PM  
Anonymous the venusian said...

oh, how i love the inevitable "fellating of shane english's deep disturbed cock" and "knocking of bands that actually have musical talent". way to go guys

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have to shart.

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i miss the real deep ellum

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what does shane english's cock have to do with anything, you fuckwipe?

i don't even KNOW shane english, but i know "the venusian" is a complete dumbfuck.

5:26 PM  
Anonymous rick said...

the internet....

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, some date rapist indie boy that goes to all the same shows i do and then comes here to get out his frustrations of being socially inept... really. freaks. me. out.

6:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good GOD kyle. get the fuck out of here, move to LA and fail already.

6:47 PM  
Anonymous swampass said...

MVSCLZ fried my brains!

papermoons at andy's tonight (saturday)

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think kyle has moved to LA and failed already. What was that? '03 or something?

7:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we need to make a "kyle" documentary.

it'll be called "fuck OFF! WAIT! DON'T GO! EAT SHITHKLYIBYIULU!"

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

read this today and thought of WSJR:
----------------------------

Central to the deterioration of
our right to privacy is a metastasizing
obsession with the privilege of access.
...
If there is indeed a relationship
between the loss of privacy and a
slavish regard for credentials, then it
comes with a warning for the members
of our educated classes, at least
some of whom claim to be politically
liberal, and almost all of whom
count credentialed people among
their dear, dear friends. For that reason
their faith in the prerogatives of
expertise tends to be personal. It is
not so much an idea as a name, a
whole address book of names, all belonging
to intimates who can be relied
upon for an after-hours consultation
or a pick-up game of golf and
whose merest mention in polite conversation
calls forth the epithet wonderful.
To drink in the company of
the well-credentialed is to be drunk
on wonderfuls long before the martinis
kick in.
It is also to feel the frisson of access,
of being made privy to confidences
that are, quite obviously, not
confidences for long. "Don't tell a
soul," someone whispers, and -rare is
the auditor who whispers back,
"Then why are you telling me?" You
don't need a weatherman to know
which way the wind blows, or up
whose skirt, or toward what consequences
for the private parts of the
average citizen's life.

8:10 PM  
Anonymous read 8:10 and thought of this said...

You are dumb.

This site post what music is happening on a certain night in the DFW area. The writers like to give their opinions on what people should check out. Some people's feeling are going to get hurt. Then go rehearse or find another place on the internet that will be into whatever you are playing and they will write about you.

Other wise keep posting anonymously here so that people can continue to not want to talk about music.

8:24 PM  
Anonymous postswiss said...

any further feedback on the success or lack there of from the show last night at Swiss House?

8:54 PM  
Anonymous sallyglass said...

photos on the way...

9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aDgV1TJn3NM

9:56 PM  
Anonymous kyle said...

To stonedranger, whomever you are. I've heard you're Colin Carter from about 30 different people, but hey, who the fuck knows. So yeah, I took their word for it that stonedranger is Colin Carter. And stonedranger(propably maybe colin carter, a person whom I looked up to and admire) wrote this article about my band, the night game cult, and touted at the end of the article that he was "excited to see this", meaning the show I was going to play at rgrs. Colin was not there. I figured, hey, he writes this big blog and must have been busy as hell, so hey, no biggie. But then he writes about my next show a week later, and again he doesn't show. Then I play the NEXT night(he mentioned a bit about that show on here too), but doesn't show again. Then I play the NEXT night, my last show before going back to canada(it's this whole other country), and he isn't there. So I think Colin Carter, if he is in fact stonedranger, is kinda full of it....at least as far as really liking what I do insofar as actually coming to my shows.

Goddamit.

All i'm saying is I prefer respect to praise. I prefer someone whom I look up to on a friendly and artistic level to not blow smoke up my ass. I just found it weird that you would write all this praise about my band and then not come to my shows. It just comes off as fake and makes me lose a bit of respect for your blog and, man, i'm REALLY sorry if I hurt your feelings, Colin. I was drunk and didn;t mean to tell you to fuck off 50 times.

And i'm also sorry that I told all of you to fuck off. I just think it can get so ugly here, and just expected everyone to rail on me for my opinions anyway(which most of you of course did, and anonymously at that)

But i'm not helping make it any lerss ugly on here, so I apologize.



Do you at least know where i'm coming from, stonedranger? Goodnight.

2:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol

2:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaaa, i wonder if that will be deleted

3:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kyle, get over it and go to sleep. we love you.

3:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colin Carter from Little Grizzly?

4:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:56 stop posting that link before someone licks your boom boom down!

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know who it is and it's not c.c.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kyle, can't a writer like your music without seeing you live? If Spin magazine praised you, would you expect them to be at your shows? It's sometimes difficult to want to attend the shows of someone you find unpleasant or rude, even if you like his music. For some people, separating the art from the artist isn't an easy thing to do. I think you are a talented musician. Spend more time recording and writing and stop worrying about what's going on in a town you don't even live in anymore.

11:05 AM  
Anonymous le chauffeur said...

wisconsin killed last night! thankks...

11:20 AM  
Anonymous willson phillips said...

yes!!! wisconsin was fucking awesome!!!!

12:22 PM  
Anonymous atchley said...

Sometimes you just can't make it to a show, Kyle You make good music. Probably one of the better acts in the area in my opinion. Don't sweat it if someone can't make it to a show.

12:33 PM  
Anonymous flip flops said...

fuck yeah!! wisconsin was rad!! was pretty impressed with the sound

12:39 PM  
Anonymous my summary said...

that longwinded article did not make any sense, especially not related to anything on this blog,but you're cool for "reading" and article with a bunch of $5 words.

this is best comment so far
"thank god women suck dick , or i'd be forced to accept favors from men!!!!!!!!"

"kyle" - are you seriously calling someone out on the internet for not coming to your show? did you really want to be best friends with stonedranger?

stoned ranger's name is actually Mr. Carter from the the Carter III. you can call him mr. lawn mower or michael lowry, or call him on his sidekick, but he won't answer if its anonymous.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok fuck it it's time to reveal the secret. stondedranger is really gary coleman. there happy now?

1:22 PM  
Anonymous diff'rent strokes said...

gary coleman from the "child molester" episode.

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huggynuts!

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can someone suck my little pee pee?

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..if colin carter was stonedranger, well, that would be really fuckig weird.

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

colin carter is stonedranger? holy shit!

3:32 PM  
Anonymous CHUBBY B said...

No way! Stonedranger is WAAAY cuter than Colin Carter!

5:20 PM  
Anonymous ffdffdffdfrd said...

chad's projections were spot spot spot on last night for florene. doooo it!
~freddie

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You all have the wrong Carter. Here's a vid of SR in fine form.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=P7gMkiOPSeA

6:16 PM  
Anonymous frisco rock city said...

Colin carter played my birfday once. He was stoned on something.

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1,794 cool points, 1,795 cool points..

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck respect. gimme praise...

7:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys have any blow?

8:02 PM  
Anonymous friso rock city said...

anybody know anything?

8:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

creole

8:12 PM  
Anonymous florene fan said...

anyone going to whole foods to see mt rightous on dec. 4th, theyre playing the vitamins and supplements aisle should be amazing as usual.i heard there will be free echinacea shots!!!!

8:48 PM  
Anonymous HIPPY FAGGOTS said...

mt righteous can suck my candied ginger root.

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Liles said...

Ours was great at HOB in Dallas on Saturday night.

And not just because it was loud as fuck.

9:59 PM  
Anonymous frisco rock city said...

It astounds me how bad Tutankham turned out for the 2600. King Tut would be rolling around in his sarcophagus if he ever laid his eyes on this choppy mess. Your mission is to traverse four mazes while gathering treasures and exterminating wandering monsters. Evidentally Parker Bros put a junior programmer to work on this project, because technically it's very sloppy. The minimal graphics include a nice variety of treasures and monsters, but they are so tiny that it's hard to discern what they're supposed to be. Your little explorer looks like a static stick figure, and he's a nightmare to control. Not only are his movements incredibly jerky, but he can't move diagonally, even in wide open spaces. Shooting is unnecessarily difficult, since you can only fire sideways and only while pushing the joystick. When creatures are shot, they turn into asterisks, and it looks awful. Terrible collision detection adds to this game's woes. Trying to dodge creatures coming from below is nearly impossible, but at least the game provides you with a few smart bombs. In terms of audio, there's practically no sound effects or music to speak of. This game is an embarrassment. For a far more respectable version, try the Colecovision edition.

11:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys still aren't getting it. I KNOW who sr is(i'm not going to blow sr's cover so leave me alone). And the fact is, sr wasn't at any of kyle's shows and he said in his articles, I belive twice, that he couldn't wait to see him perform. Kyle just wants people to be genuine, especially writers for the biggest music blog in north texas(it is!, so shut up). Kyle just wants a little respect and I don't blame him. Is there anything wrong with that?

11:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kyle played a fucking We Shot JR event. How that's being overlooked is beyond me.

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And yeah, a writer can like your music without seeing you live, but said writer should in turn not say that they can't wait to see that artist perform if they're in reality not even gonna go to one of, let alone any of the 4 shows that artist is performing in their 2 week stint in texas. Okay? kyle isn't being a dick, he's mad because stonedranger is being, in a way, a big fat dick. Mmmkay?

11:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heh. as far as i know, the only reason kyle got to play that event, 11:44pm, is because wsjr was "making it up to him" for agreeing to have him at an earlier event and then ditching out on him because a member of fart prostitute wasn't "comfortable" with having kyle perform at the wsjr/art prostitute showcase.

and the fact that kyle played a wsjr event and that sr lied to kyle about attending at least one of his 4 shows THAT HE SAID HE WOULD ATTEND has NOTHING to do with each other.

11:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And sr IS Colin Carter.



So there.

11:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just because the writer can't/chooses not to go, why shouldn't they encourage others to see the show. Maybe dude/lady had a wedding to go to.

11:52 PM  
Anonymous michael said...

Yes, OURS was amazing.
That was probably the loudest show I've ever been to.

11:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this isn't about Kyle being overlooked. You people are fucking idiots. Sorry, but you are. Just...fucking clueless.

11:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why did they move out of denton?

11:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A writer should say, in the article they are writing about such and such band, that they "can't wait to go" to the artists show and then not go. Its called "lying". Maybe you've heard of it? Lying is wrong NO MATTER WHAT.

Kyle was lied to by a person whom he admired and it hurts to have someone bullshit you only to win more support from the anonymous masses.....more support for a played out blog.(which i'm writing on because kyle is my friend and i'm sick of watching him get stepped on.)

11:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I meant "shouldn't say". Fuck.


Again, you're all a gaggle of clueless morons anyways, so just, you know, stop getting on here and making d/fw look uglier than it already is.

11:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A writer should say, in the article they are writing about such and such band, that they "can't wait to go" to the artists show and then not go. Its called "lying". Maybe you've heard of it? Lying is wrong NO MATTER WHAT.

Kyle was lied to by a person whom he admired and it hurts to have someone bullshit you only to win more support from the anonymous masses.....more support for a played out blog.(which i'm writing on because kyle is my friend and i'm sick of watching him get stepped on.)

12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"gaggle of clueless morons"



so you think you have a clue? please let us know what that is. we anticipate your enlightened and righteous response.

12:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"which i'm writing on because kyle is my friend and i'm sick of watching him get stepped on."

Yeah because out of the blue for no reason this blog started to attack Kyle like a lunatic, starting fires bringing up personal drama oh wait...

12:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, Farah is truly beautiful. I hope she's plays lots of music for a long time.

1:59 AM  
Anonymous You! Me! Dancing! said...

We had our kickoff in July-- if you missed it you owe it to yourself to come on August 9th.





DJ El Macho of Fever, and special guest Kristen D. bring you nothing but the best of Indie Rock, Britpop, Shoegaze, Twee and more.





Also featuring photobooth photography by Sam Bortnick.





You! Me! Dancing! is Saturday August 9th


At Sons of Hermann Hall


3414 Elm St, Dallas, TX 75226





Doors at 10-- Free before 11.





Visit Empyrean Events for more info and pictures!





See you there!

2:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Verbal queefing.Served warm and fresh daily.Smells like freshly baked bread,and twice as yummy.

2:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats a gutterth?

7:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kyle thinking that Colin Carter is stonedranger is seriously one of the most What. The. Fuck. things I have ever read.

8:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what local music writer has treated Kyle with more respect? Name one.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who.The.Fuck.Cares?

Whiny brats. Someone didn't come see your show. Boo hoo. Get over yourself. Everyone's social calendar doesn't revolve around you. Things come up. People make choices. If you need emotional support, ask your mom to come to your shows.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF. WESHOTJR WAS ALREADY DE-MASKED A YEAR AGO. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, that "de-masking" was VERY ACCURATE. THEY REALLY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT. Of course, anyone who says "sheeple" is a fucking idiot that will believe anything.

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

even if all of the world goes to see kyle, whatever band hes in, doesn't make up for the fact hes huge baby. and isn't this guy like 40 or something? how can you defend that?

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yep

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's sheople, dumbass..

12:38 PM  
Anonymous jump! said...

yo kyle, i don't think this blog-for-attention shit is working. it may be time for another suicide attempt.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kyle sounds like a whiny little bitch.

1:21 PM  
Anonymous damn gina said...

Three cheers for the 'Tutankhamun' review, despite the misspelling.

2:31 PM  
Anonymous damn gina said...

More vintage game reviews and less attention paid to Kyle and SR's identity. Everyone knows he's Keith Killoren and the rest of the bunch are that awful Drams band.

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WRONG!

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this weekender almost got more comments than when matthew and the arrogant sea faked their record deal, you should be proud kyle

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SR is Mark Reznicek

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Kyle said...

I have been as honest as I could ever possibly be. A whole sleugh of people whose opinions I trust told me Colin Carter is stonedranger, and stonedranger said he would be at my show/shows and he wasn't. So excuse me for trusting the word of my friends. The truth in the end, probably, is that stonedranger, whomever that may be, wasn't at any of my shows anyways that THEY SAID THEY WOULD BE AT. I don't like being lied to, do you?!! Yeah, i'm calling out this blog for being absolutely, positively FULL OF SHIT. I think most of you faceless, hateful bastards are just creeps who are HURTING THE NORTH TEXAS MUSIC SCENE. And it pissed me off, because I look up to Colin and I expect people to follow through on their word. If Colin isn't stonedranger then that isn't my fault. I guess it's my fault for trusting the opinion of my fucking friends?

Who cares.

What is truly important, and let me write this in all caps so it gets through in the most optimal way, is that:

WE SHOT JR IS DISGUSTING. THIS COMMUNITY OF CYNICS AND FACELESS SHITTALKING MAKES NORTH TEXAS LOOK LIKE AN EVIL PLACE TO LIVE. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HOMETOWN? NONE OF YOU ARE FRIENDS TO EACH OTHER ON HERE. i KNOW FOR DAMN SURE THAT NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN A FRIEND TO ME ON HERE. NO ONE HAS EVER SIMPLY SAID: "Hi, Kyle. How's it going?" NO, THAQT WOULD BE WAAAAY TO KIND AND GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO HAVE SOME SEMBLANCER OF A FUCKING HEART. I DON'T EVEN CARE IF SOME OF YOU MAY BE MY FRIENDS, BECAUSE YOU WOULD NEVER SHOW IT. THERE IS NO FRIENDSHIP ON HERE. NO BROTHERLY LOVE. IT'S ALL SNUBBING AND ONEUPMANSHIP. IT'S ALL JEALOUSY AND HATRED. ABSOLUTELY FUCK YOU ALL, AND YRAH, FUCK ME FOR GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU COWARDS. I HAVE BALLS. I KNOW I DO BECAUSE I CAN GET ON HERE IN FRONT OF YOU HUNDREDS/THOUSANDS OF FACELESS, SOCIOPATHIC, TALENTLESS, HEARTLESS CYNICS AND SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO SAY WITHOUT THE WORRY OF SOME KIND OF "SCENE BACKLASH-LESS PEOPLE AT MY SHOWS-LESS NOSES UP MY ASS BULLSHIT". FUCK YOU ALL AND JUST KEEP ON TALKING SHIT WHILE I KEEP ON WRITING SONGS IN MY CANADIAN MANSION, LIVING OFF THE $25,000 I JUST MADE OFF MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER(WHO GAVE ME THE MONEY CUZ I WAS "A VERY KIND BOY") WHILE YOU SELL YOUR SOUL FRYING DIAPER SHIT AT THE MOVIE TAVERN. YOU'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF COWARDS.

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Kyle said...

anonymous says...

anonymous says...


anonymous says....

anonymous says.....


anonymous says....


anonymous says.....


anonymous says.....





anonymous says.....





YOU PUSSIES MAKE ME LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF.





I'm gonna go make love to my girlfriend now. Peace!

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no one is your friend because you write shit like that on the internet. the world is not what you make it homie.

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the internet is so much better without a condom.
you can really feel it the way god intended.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA! kyle, no. i know who stonedranger is and it isn't colin carter. he looks sort of kind of like colin carter but isn't and it isn't the other guy that looks sort of kind of like colin carter who comes to some shows with defensive listening. hard nut to crack, but the dude is cool. so are you you. this is a bad place to be honest about anything to tell you the truth. now isn't that funny.

8:46 PM  
Anonymous Kyle said...

"I HAVE BALLS"'.

hahaa!!!

fUCK YEAH DUDE!


i like this kyle dude

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

everyone is kyle's friend! what the fuck are you talking about, 635? kyle has morre friends than me, i know that.

9:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kyle's completely honest and thats more than i can say for most of us.. not everyone is kyle's friend, but you can't say that kyle is friendless, 6:35

9:25 PM  
Anonymous colin carter is my little fuckslave said...

"I'm calling this blog out for being absolutely, positively FULL OF SHIT."




Fuck YES!!


You people are so damn serious!

9:37 PM  
Anonymous colin carter is my little buttslave said...

and colin and kyle are friends as far as i know

:B

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omniforte


omnibus

omniportarforte



darry de dang don forto

9:41 PM  
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:P

9:43 PM  
Anonymous kyle said...

You are all a bunch of losers. Don't bite so hard when I cum, faggots.

9:44 PM  
Anonymous kyle said...

And do you think I want ANYTHING from you fuckwads? All I want is for you to bite when I cast, you thriddle fools. Suck the shit from my ass you pathetic cuntlicks. :P

9:47 PM  
Anonymous kyle said...

All I really want is for all of you to get lost in my game. Which you have done quite well....100 comments and counting. You're all so fucking pathetic. Keep em coming! Tell me to eat cum and to suck cock and to fuck off and how much my music sucks and blah fucking blah blah blah. entertain me! I still write postive words while your...shit, what do you losers like now? Nouns Group? yeah. Chris is just the coolest guy i've ever met/ he has the soul of a toaster. "I like Nouns Group because they have the personality and sound of Big Black." Hey Chris, nice guitar! Doesn't it feel lame though to be ripping off greg Ginn's guitar from The decline of Western Civilization?!! Well SHEEEYUT!! Who needs originality when you've got praise and fame! From a bunch of scumbags! Seriously, Chris. Is it all worth it? Thanks for being an overall souless creep to me. Preciate it!




I belive that we shot jr is this perfect example of the hypocritical roots of america. It is a perfect example of WHY america is going to get nuked.



Later, skaters!

10:01 PM  
Anonymous kyle said...

As far as i'm concerned, I am the only person in(from) Denton who has a fucking soul. It's the only rational explanation.

10:04 PM  
Anonymous Kyle said...

And yes, this is the fucking kiss off. If any of you fucks want to see or hear from me again, come to Canada. Or Vienna. Whichever is next.


Fuck you.




You are absolutley fucking alone.

10:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cute. A nice laugh before bed.

"You are absolutley fucking alone."

Brilliant. 100 out of 100 on the Unintentional Comedy Scale.

10:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kyle, you are a complete joke. Some of your friends make excuses for you and that's fine. You have problems. So be it.

But don't fool yourself into thinking you're making any big splash here. You are the flavor of the weekend and there a ton of comments here no matter what. Get over yourself.

10:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

also, it's not lost on anyone that you praise your friend's bands one week and attack them the next. I'm glad Canada has a good government health system. You need it. Let me make a recommendation: Don't come back to Texas ever again. The health system in place here for fixing people like you isn't' so...cushy.

10:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would rather talk about Josh Hamilton.

11:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John Coltrane, Calvin Johnson (not the Lions receiver), when I was a teenager I had mancrush on Casey Hess and that scar he liked to show off.

Hey Kyle, who's your team? You better not have jumped ship on the Rangers just cuz you left town! Don't throw away your foam-finger!!

11:40 PM  
Anonymous tommyboy said...

MVSCLZ video from the Swiss House show on friday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR1EwDghtZE

11:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard a rumor that Kyle's shitty karaoke act will be performing prior to the All-Star Game

12:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will only give half a shit and respond politely if one of you has the balls to post on here as YOURSELVES. If not, then fuck you, fuck you fuck you...

pussy.



and tommyboy counts as anonymous.

as does "damn gina", "damn!",, "frisco rock city", "liles", "le chaufeur", "postswiss", "same shit" and especially "stonedranger", you gigantic, motherfucking pussy piece of shit. Fuck you and fuck your aids ridden, lard ass mother.

I shall piss on all of you in my dreams. :)




Toodles!

12:50 AM  
Anonymous nate said...

you talk a lot of shit online homey. you dont have the balls to talk this shit to us in our face so shut your fuckin whiney bitch ass trap
up. come tell me some shit. ill be at rgrs you pansy.

12:53 AM  
Anonymous Kyle said...

Shit. I must be learning from you pussies and I actually signed off as anonymous! Your balllessness is addictive! :) How does it feel to be such big fat pussies? When was the last time any of you got laid?

I fear none of you. I am rich and I just got laid. What the fuck did you do tonight? Hump your hand for the 50th night in a row? I am amazing and you suck the shit out of your own asses for fun.

12:54 AM  
Anonymous kyle said...

I fucking rule. It's me against 30 of you. I have nuts. I am proud of who I am, I have believers who believe in me. What the fuck do any of you faceless losers have for me? What do you have for me anonymous? And you, anonymous? Ummm....nothing? How was your meal at Whataburger? Or your meal at Taco Bueno, anonymous? Good? You're all such talentless, nameless losers that it makes me cum in my shorts. You have all lost. I win. Fuck you all. :)

12:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I am rich and I just got laid."

you should be a rapper

1:00 AM  
Anonymous kyle said...

Suck the cum out of my dick, nate. I hate your country and want nothing to do with your your sorry ass. Your name menas nothing to me because I have NO FUCKING IDEA WHO YOU ARE. Your name is "Nate", so you're pretty much fucked anyways, right. i mean, that's a fag name. A gay, GAY name, dude. When are you playing at rgrs next? I played there this year. When are you playing next? Oh...NEVER?!! Because you have NOTHING TO STAND FOR? NO HOBBIES EVEN? my GOD you lose! Buy my album at recycled and learn something about having some semblance of a soul. Cheers, nate, you fucking ass clown.

1:02 AM  
Anonymous kyle said...

I am a rapper, faggot.

1:03 AM  
Anonymous kyle said...

And I can talk shit until the cows come home. So just try me, fuckers.

1:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no, you sing some creepy diary shit over a cd player.

1:05 AM  
Anonymous kyle said...

You can all try me. I am on the fucking stand for all of your hate. Bring it you weakminded fucks.

1:05 AM  
Anonymous kyle said...

You're such a coward. You can't even go by your real name. Not even at 1 O'Clock in the morning on a message board. You are a fucking pussy and I beat you from the gates. Fuckin' loser.

1:07 AM  
Anonymous nate said...

come on out kyle. easy to talk that shit from canaduh right? real easy now. you internet thug you. i could care less what sorry ass band your sportin now. all i care about is you owning up to all that talk and doing that shit in the face of those you are knocking. you cant and you wont because you're a fuckin pussy. canada? america light, bitch. we all know you couldnt hack it here because you don't have balls.

1:08 AM  
Anonymous kyle said...

I beat all of you from the fucking gates because I am not afraid to be myself and to stand up for what I believe to be the TRUTH. You are all weak. And I fuck your mothers and fathers because they are pigs.(Midnight Express)


"Applause"

1:09 AM  
Anonymous nate said...

you sing some pansy as shit anyways. just heard ya. its tired. got a day job? dont loose it. your music is made for guys to suck dick to thats the only thing its good for.

1:10 AM  
Anonymous kyle said...

i so suck cock so im making the right music for me!

1:11 AM  
Anonymous nate said...

glad to hear mr america light.

1:12 AM  
Anonymous jpt said...

liles is not anonymous...he is jeff liles SUCK THE CUM OUT OF MY COCK YOU FUCKING RAPPING FAGGOT PLAY A SHOW SOMEWHERE AND LIKE ASSIST IN HUMAN PROGRESSION BY OOZING HATRED OVER NONSENSE MAN. rooting for canada will not stop the cycle shitbrains.

So seriously, Josh Hamilton...thoughts?

1:15 AM  
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1:35 AM  
Anonymous stonedfuckass said...

We've seen various squabbles in the comments sections concerning whether or not Silk Stocking will be playing this show, so for now, we're just going to assume that they aren't. But in more important news, Kyle Cheatham's Night Game Cult comes back to town sounding just as insane as ever but probably a bit more ahead of its time than many people gave the guy credit for when he was here. Seeing artists like John Maus, Kelley Polar, Strategy, Jeremy Jay and others blow up around blog land over the past year really makes me thing that Night Game Cult could have enjoyed some of the same success if it weren't for the fact that his music is, in many ways, quite a bit more daring than that of the aforementioned artists. Not to say that Night Game sounds much like Strategy or anything, but part of that same ingredient is present-- you know, the one where it is ok to take Pet Shop Boys and Naked Eyes seriously. Night Game adds a twisted lyrical innocence and an unbalanced outlook that is particularly nervous, especially in a live setting. The respected Matin Iles will also be doing some rather interesting video work for this show. Apparently he and Mr. Cheatham have been working together to prepare a video presentation designed to match every song in tonight's Night Game set. Based on some of Iles' previous work, I'm excited to see this.

3:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So let me get this straight...

Aside from being COMPLETELY mental....you're "rich" because you have $25,000? That you're not going to invest or save, but piss away in Canada?

Um, ok...

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kyle, you will probably never be on a label. Even with all of your money, nobody is going to put your record out. You deserve it. Your misguided friends in Denton will always defend you, always make excuses for you, but in the end you are a childish, evil, pathetic asshole. You are also a homophobic dude bro who brags about getting laid on a messageboard. I used to be a big fan of yours, but I will never forgive you for the shit you have done to my friends.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous turd ferguson said...

now, wait...25 g's and a mansion. Is Kyle a...trust fund kid? lol at him acting like he's above anyone who works for a living. You are the worst kind of human garbage. Your karaoke "art" sucks, you have no soul, and you're obviously a complete two face, spewing shit on here to a bunch of people you don't know but having your grandmother believe you're a decent, nice person. 100+ comments only seems impressive because you've forgotten you're responsible for more than half of them. Self-importance isn't a virtue, it's a disease that will eat you from the inside out until you really become the hollow shell of a human being you've already portrayed yourself as in several posts. Good luck in life, dude. But you may want to look into using some of that inheritance money to have a glass navel put in. You know, so you can still see with your head that far up your own ass.

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$25K ain't a trust. That's about 4 months of living okay.

10:29 AM  
Anonymous turd ferguson said...

didn't say 25k was a trust, but I have a funny feeling that inheritance is on top of something along the lines of trust fund from the parents. especially since he's in a mansion in Canada and only recently came into enough money for "4 months of living".

10:43 AM  
Anonymous numnuts said...

193

10:44 AM  
Anonymous numnuts said...

194

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Anonymous odd said...

putting a number in the name space.....oh well...195...can we make it 200 for Kyle?

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can make 25K in a couple of months without even trying that hard.

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like how some of these people are laughing at 25K. In today's economy, nobody is safe. Nobody.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous nate said...

come on kyle im waiting for your punk as back in denton. lets see if you talk that shit to the people you are knocking on here. come on out you pansy little bitch who makes music for guys to suck cock too.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh dear...

12:21 PM  

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