Wednesday, May 07, 2008

It List: Wednesday

Lapel/Fancy Fist/Juli Dieterich DOWNSTAIRS and Dance Your Face Off with Genova and Indo UPSTAIRS(The Cavern): Yeah, so two things are happening at the Cavern tonight, and you might like both. Downstairs our friend and photographer Sally Glass will perform as Fancy Fist, and although we always tease her about never listening to her songs, I'm looking forward to hearing them live. We'll have a play by play critique of each song tomorrow, including a drunken analysis of all lyrical content. Upstairs will be the first installment of Dance Your Face Off, a new weekly featuring Genova, who has played with the likes of Ghosthustler and Sydney Confirm. Not sure what they will be playing up there, but Genova's Myspace might provide some idea. Should be a good time.

Femme Fatality/Screaming Mechanical Brain/Fire Nation(Rubber Gloves): Femme Fatality are probably exactly what you think they are-- off kilter 80's obsessed electroclashish dance music. Some of it is ok, but I can't help pointing out that this band sort of reminds me of Hillary Clinton campaigning in West Virginia this week. Unnecessary. Probably a lot more fun though.

It's What We Get (Hailey's)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I followed this site's advice I'd be drunk all the time walking around with an impacted anus.

fuck it, wheres the cavern?

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always think about going to Cool Out but then I look at the pictures with all those pretty people and it makes ill.

7:21 PM  
Anonymous makes me ill said...

but I bet I could get laid.

7:22 PM  
Anonymous mybodisbetterthanyours said...

What's wrong with pretty people?

Are you jealous of my hot bod or just pretty-ist?

I will not stand for the blatant bigotry of the bone-structurally- gifted!!!!

It's not our fault!!!!!!!!!!!

8:26 PM  
Anonymous Dowdy in denton said...

It just makes me sad that I'm not pretty, at least not on the outside. I'll just dance to Substance alone or with my stuffed animals.

9:14 PM  
Anonymous CHEAP MONDAY said...


9:20 PM  
Anonymous CHEAP MONDAY said...


9:33 PM  
Anonymous CHEAP MONDAY said...


9:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty people. Not even naturally pretty. Just try and pretty and doll themselves up with the current MTV trend and or fashion. Thats whats actually ugly about it.

10:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please define pretty

10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty in Cavern Pretty.

10:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pretty = people better looking than me

12:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And people who know they are better looking than me.

12:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Pretty

1:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:18 AM  
Anonymous dude said...

don't be an idiot. you're just mean. and not even funny.

9:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

snow white

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no actually, be an idiot. even if it's interpreted as "mean" by the daisy chain tards on what used to be a fairly hip blog.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous stonedranger said...

well, it SHOULD be funny too.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's not just the uniform. it's the stories that you tell, so much fun and imagination.. lee harvey, you are a madman. when you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow...
i wanna party with you, cowboy. you and me together, forget it.

12:34 PM  
Anonymous dowdy in denton said...

The cool out gives me the impression it is a hipster back patting party. Maybe if I saw more dancing in the Glass pictures and less posing I would have a different impression. I plan on giving it a shot sometime to have a better rounded opinion. As for now Teddy Ruxpin is keeping the beat.

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'make the world go away'

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Boyd Rice said...

Do you ever think about
What a lovely place the world would be
Without all the people
That make life so unpleasant?

All the small, petty people
All the ugly, annoying people
It's hard not to think about it

I like to think about
What could be
Done to these people
Something cruel
Something mean
Something just
But the meaner the better
Goodness knows they deserve it

Have you ever dreamed of
Killing all the stupid people?
Not just the unintelligent people
But the sort that don't know anything about anything
But seem to have opinions about everything
They're only too ready to offer their advice about
How to run your life
And yet look at how they run their own lives
For the most part they've accomplished nothing
They've contributed nothing
Their lives are miserable
But they talk, talk, talk…
At the very least their tongues should be cut out
At the very least

Do you ever wanna
Kill all the people who tell lies?
Some certainly deserve it
Not necessarily the big liars
Or even those who teach lies as truth
I'm talking about people
Who say one thing and do another
Or who tell you they sent something express mail
When you know they haven't

Did you ever want to
Kill all the slow people in the world?
The people who are in front of you
When they should be behind you
A crime that the swift should be help back by the slow
And it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it

And what about all the really ugly people?
Add them to the list as well
Some people try not to think about life's ugliness
I've thought about it
I've thought about it quite a lot
Something should be done to these people
Something to make them suffer
The way they've made us suffer

I say, bring back the Circus Maximus
For starters
Unless these weeds are dealt with
They’ll poison everything
They are poisoning everything
We need a gardener
A brutal gardener
A thorough, thoughtful gardener
An iron gardener

Whatever happened to Vlad the Impaler?
Where's Genghis Kahn when you need him?
Or Roi d'Ys?
Ayatollah Khomeini?
Adolf Hitler?
Benito Mussolini?

Come back!
Come back!

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"hipster backpatting" - i like that term, i don't know if it applies to cool out, i'm just saying i like what you did there.

3:28 PM  
Anonymous hipsters for ethnic cleansing said...

it's funny that people still idolize boyd rice's worldview, and use it to call other people sheep...

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"hipsters for ethnic cleansing" - i do not like that term, i don't know if it applies to cool out, i'm just i don't like what you did there

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

speaking of unnecessary, let's argue about hipsters and their outer/inner beauty.


4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate the word hipsters. It makes no sense.

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hipster on hipster crime. hipsters hate other hipsters because they recognize themselves. if you don't like hipsters move to allen where you will be miserable and never able to have a decent conversation about anything with anyone. intolerance is not hip.

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fact: Skinny girls in tight pans with hair over their eyes are hot as hell.

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i need a sample of yer poo.

10:59 AM  

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