Friday, December 12, 2008

Weekender


SR and DL contributed to this amazing post

FRIDAY

Yells at Eels/Stoogeaphilia/Forest Ward (The Fairmount)

Last Men/Red Faced Laughter/Bad Sports/Attractive and Popular/Ginsu Wives (Majestic Dwelling of Doom, 731 Texas St., Denton): So you've known this venue as The Eighth Continent, Wisconsin, and now under this new mouthful of a moniker. The Red Faced Laughter will probably always remind me of SHQ's peak, when an unknown band from middle-of-nowhere Texas could come in to that welcoming little place and knock everyone out. There's a lot of talk about the seven-inch that RFL has completed with Last Men, who also split the bill. I'm hoping they actually have some for sale tonight. Attractive And Popular make the best case for themselves in the live setting, making this a solid bill all around.

Uptown Fridays with Select (Zubar): So we've known about Uptown Fridays with Select for a long time, but unfortunately, we've never really had the chance to make it out. However, Select sent us some info describing exactly what he does on Friday night, and we were pretty impressed. Here is some of what he said about Uptown Fridays--

"magine walking into a club...not any where in TX ...maybe like 10 years ago..maybe even later. Imagine the vibe with a dj playing dancehall from the 90's, classic house, hip house, new jack swing, and etc...with a little twist of now.... a mixture of a house night back in the 90's with the mixture of a house party. A night of solid grooves, classic disco sounds with emerging house music. Basically the night is about good times and good music."

Sounds good to me. Maybe there IS something to do in Dallas tonight.

Blackheart Society/Rival Gang/Street Hassle/Billingham's Defense System (the Lounge): Tonight's show looks like a twisted mix of Dallas Dance Music, Dallas Sixties fixations, and some weirdo Denton chaos. Fun.

Eagles of Death Metal/Klopek/Austin Brown Sounds/The Couture (the Door): There's nothing more "death metal" than a band of washed up major label clowns playing crappy music at a Christian venue, right dudes?

The Polyphonic Spree Christmas Extravaganza (Granada): To quote Norm Macdonald, "Happy Birthday, Jesus. I hope you like crap." That doesn't necessarily apply to this show, but to Christmas shows in general. Christmas shows are the opposite of what rock shows should be. If you want to have a holiday theme, okay, whatever. But if you actually cover a Christmas song, well, you're just hopeless. Unless you cover "Nothing But The Best" by Frank Sinatra. I heard that at Nordstrom Rack the other day, and it's fucking hilarious.

SATURDAY

Fight Bite/Nouns Group/Eat Avery's Bones/ZZZ... (Chat Room): Nice to see Eat Avery's Bones on a bill again. This show is also the debut of Zzz..., a project featuring members of Yay! Telescopes, Boddicker, and Teenage Symphony. The band melds Gene Clark styled chime with bummed-out 80's underground sounds. Kill yourself.

Holy Shit!/Wax Museums/Teenage Cool Kids/The Teeners (715 Panhandle): Real no-brainer of a show. I mean, DUH.

Sarah Jaffe/Astronautalis/Boom Boom Box (Rubber Gloves): The PAperChase canceled and was replaced with Astronautilus. I had a joke about the Spawn soundtrack to make here, but I'll spare you.

Crystal Method (Lizard Lounge): One time I was at my friend's house and his redneck dad was walking around looking for something. All of a sudden, we hear him scream "Damn it!" and we're all "what's wrong?" The guy turns to us and says "I can't find my goddamn techno CDs, damn it," and we started laughing and making fun of him. Eventually, he found his Crystal Method CD and went on his merry way to Arby's. The End.

The Drams/Dove Hunter/Doug Burr/Telegraph Canyon/Am Ramblers/The Southern Sea (Hailey's): The Denton County PM Honky Tonkin' Bandit Ramblers had to drop off tonight's bill due to an overdose of real live music.

Ice Cube/Trick Trick/Awkquarius (The Door): If you go to this show, you might be able to catch AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted sippin on a smart drink with a guidance counselor in the back near the "bar." And for a mere $40, how can you NOT go?


SUNDAY

PVC Street Gang/Cocky Americans/Teenage Cool Kids/Florene/Top Secret Robot Alliance/The Teeners (the Lounge, 3PM): Obviously, White Denim canceled, which is a drag, because I'm sure the next time you can see them it will be at a much larger, less intimate venue.

71 Comments:

Anonymous cliff notes said...

whats wrong with arbys?

6:07 PM  
Anonymous cliff scrotes said...

whats wrong with crystal method?

6:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

arbys is grate 2 bad im a vegetrendian now tho

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

arbys is grate 2 bad im a vegetrendian now tho

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

decadent sluts is the album of the year.

6:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whens that shit coming out?

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no doy

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone should start a fund to put out the decadent sluts LP

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

better yet, someone with some cash and a label should put it out for them.

7:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Orrrrr maybe they could start their own blog and talk about themselves and their album on that one instead of this one

7:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The O's at Doublewide tonight

7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the rfl/last men split will be available tonight.

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

more jokes about the spawn soundtrack!

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Radiohead is playing at Curtain Club tonight

8:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHUT THE front door.

9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wrong decade 6:36... sigh...

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Lounge is still gonna be fuckin good Sunday

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tool is playing at the MDOD.

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE DOOR

9:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the fuck is up with the Door?

9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The description of uptown fridays is about the gayest thing I've ever read. Snorting coke off fags cocks in the bathroom should have went with Michael Alig.

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nordstrom rack? cereal??

oh my..

12:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there's gold in them thar ad's......................

12:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spree show is on saturday. Get it right or pay the price.

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone's in a good mood.

1:39 AM  
Anonymous hidee said...

sundee is better than saturdee

2:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

saw a great show at JnJs tonight. low key, but immaculate. warren j. hearne and sabra laval. damn...

3:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sunday Funday!

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Jc said...

Totally typing w no pants from my bphone like a mug. Why the fuck is my neighbor waking me up w a damn lawn mower in dec?

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wanna see jc in his zebra-print speedo

12:00 PM  
Anonymous http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=34561 said...

d

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

teenage cool kids is NOT playing sunday

12:50 PM  
Anonymous potato said...

saturday in arlington...

POTATO
LIL WINNER
MACH THIRTEEN
TRANSTA TRIBE TRIATHOLON
GUNS N ROSES

SATURDAY 7PM
STARBUCKS 908 MATLOCK RD
$6$ DRINK MINIMUM REQUIRED
ACCEPTING DONATIONS TO FIGHT THE CURE OF THE NAPOLEON COMPLEX

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Main Stage:
The Teeners 4:00pm
Cocky Americans 5:30pm
PVC Street Gang 7:00pm
Upstairs Stage:
Florene 4:45pm
Top Secret Robot Alliance 6:15pm

6:35 PM  
Anonymous spilt aduki beans said...

you are all jealous of my protein content.

9:16 PM  
Anonymous WHISKEY FOLK RAMBLER STREET TEAM said...

DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP 'MIDNIGHT DRIFTER' AT THEIR SHOW TONIGHT IT'S LIKE A SOUNDTRACK TO THE GYPSY COWBOY MOVIE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN MADE

11:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nope

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, lawn mowing in december.. lemme think about this for a sec.. hmm... ok, i got it! you live in texas!! so there ya go.........

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, lawn mowing in december.. lemme think about this for a sec.. hmm... ok, i got it! you live in texas!! so there ya go.........

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whoops, sorry about that, this almost never happens to me. but i did forget to factor in the fact that your neighbor might've been a broad, and thus it would've been you mowing her lawn. unless you were mugging down at hunky's, that is...............

11:47 PM  
Anonymous carlsbad said...

when i go to the movies alone, i always bring swedish fish and raw almonds in case some cute malnourished vegan girl sees me.

11:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

being nourished is for fags

2:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is the show 8 bucks still if white denim
Cancelled ???

2:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its 5 now

9:59 AM  
Anonymous superbligged84 said...

shit. where do i begin? ZZZ... were quite satisfying. even better than i expected. fight bite was commendable as usual. the madonna cover was off the chain. chad being the wizard for eat avery's bones gave me a boner. what wonderful sets at a really venue. i should've changed my screen name to superdrunked84

12:16 PM  
Anonymous bling bling said...

Christmastime means laughter, toboggans in the snow.

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TEENAGE COOLKIDS IS FOR QUEEROZ.

3:49 PM  
Anonymous arex atchrey said...

carlsbad knows how to treat a lady.


chat room was fun last night.

5:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i need sleep

6:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eab fucking owns

6:52 PM  
Anonymous m samantha m said...

tonight at Dan's Silver Leaf, 10:30 PM - free...
A repost from Martin Iles:

Y'all.


My once a month video thing at Dan's Silver Leaf is happening again this Sunday, December 14th.


As usual, it's free and it starts at 10:30PM.


I'll be showing a 1967 film about African American playground games, a short documentary about an eccentric environment built in the Nevada desert, and a collection of early 70s Krautrock.


Come out and say hello.


Martin

PIZZA PIZZA DADDY-O
Bess Lomax Howes, 1967 (18 min.
)

Filmed by anthropologist Bess Lomax Howes (daughter of musicologist John Lomax, and sister of Alan), PIZZA PIZZA DADDY-O looks at continuity and change in girls' playground games at a Los Angeles school in 1967. The players are a dozen African American fourth-grade girls (9 - 10 years old).


Songs and games performed include: My Boyfriend Gave Me a Box, Mighty, Mighty Devil, My Mother Died, This-A-Way Batman, and Pizza Pizza Daddy-O.


http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=N2YodFqZ7nQ


The Monument of Chief Rolling Mountain Thunder
Allie Light and Irving Saraf, 1983 (29 min.
)

At age 71, Chief Thunder lives in the Nevada desert with his young wife and small children in The Monument, a concrete and stone house he built and decorated with powerful forms and arches. His sculptures, "spirits of the living," portray Indian heroes, family, and friends. He created the monument when a voice spoke in a dream. The film captures the tragedy of his life, his painful isolation, the beauty of his work, and his creative process.


http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=BC4ycOy0n5k


KRAUTROCK 101
Various, 1970-1971 (60 min.
)

A collection of early psych and prog rock from Germany in the 1970s.


Featuring: Amon Duul II, CAN, Xhol Caravan, Kraftwerk, Lucifer’s Friend, Ton Schiene Scherben, Frumpy, Guru Guru, Emergency, Joy Unlimited, Kin Ping Meh, and more.


http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=b5DpOdf-_yM

7:56 PM  
Anonymous m samantha m said...

sorry about all the weird spacing on that!

7:57 PM  
Anonymous chad said...

The Chat Room is a really cool place! A+++ Great show last night would attend again!!!!

When are Fight Bite going to record a covers album?

9:01 PM  
Anonymous EAB! said...

To everyone that couldn't go to The Chat Room on Saturday night because of the 21+ only thing, we're so sorry. And to everyone that didn't get warned before driving all the fucking way out to Ft. Worth and got turned down at the door, we're seriously fucking sorry. We didn't actually realize that was in place until about 4 hours before the show started, and at that point there really wasn't anything we could do. Next time we book a show we're going to make sure that shit doesn't happen again. Hopefully you guys won't have to wait another 6 months before we play again. We're trying to book a few shows throughout Jan and Feb, and we'll probably have them at Rubber Gloves where all of you guys can come see us.

12:26 AM  
Anonymous Meggie H. from Eat Avery's Bones said...

Uh, this is Meggie, the bass player from EAB...and 10:26 is not us...we love the Chat Room and we don't give a fuck that the place is 21+, no one who actually cared to drive all the way to fort worth to see us got denied from the bar. In fact, at 10:26 matt, jason, and I were probably watching tv and getting drunk. Anyway, we had a great time playing there and will be returing sometime in March.

That's weird. Weirdo. Stop being retarded.

1:18 AM  
Anonymous stonedranger said...

Come on Meg, just look at 1026 as a REALLY big fan! It makes things way less weird!

2:46 AM  
Anonymous meggie said...

tru

2:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1245 got buttfucked by p.o.f.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Polyphonic Spree needs to stop making all these horrible choices or they'll never be popular! unlike we shotjr with their adoring fans alover the world!

12:48 PM  
Anonymous stonedranger said...

Dear Dumbasses at We Shot JR,

hate to break it to ya brahs, but you'll never be as popular as fucking pol spree, k my man? they have tons of fuckin fans all over the world and you pussies don't have fuckin shit brah, so you can't talk shit unless you one day sell as many blog posts as Tim DeLaughter has sold records, ok pussies? Tim is a positive motherfucker and he'll kick your lame asses if you don't stop talking shit.

sincerely,

90's Left Over

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh, WILL he???

well then...

1:49 PM  
Anonymous kid crotch said...

What was "Tim DeLaughter was @ FXXI Today" all about?

If we don't care, why should you?

3:41 PM  
Anonymous standing up for the spree said...

no one outside of this little scene talks about wsjr nor the anonymous posters.

so go back to the bar and order another drink and pretend that you have something going on.

good night.

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, motherfucker, i like how you know what EVERYBODY talks about EVERYWHERE. Fuck you and goodnight to you too.

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but you LIKE it, you SAID so...

FUCK YOU, semi-pro pretender, you haven't even a POT to PISS in..

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Chat Room is 21+? Even better!

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