sxsw update
Dude, we've been schoolin' Austin like it ain't no thing for the past couple of days, and now we'd like to have a contest. The winner of the contest will receive free tickets to a local show of their choice once we get back in to town. Just leave your answer in the comment section or something.
1. How many times have the members of WSJR collectively seen Mika Miko in the past 48 hours?
2. How many times have the members of WSJR uttered the phrase "wake n bake" over the past 48 hours?
3. How many times have the members of WSJR asked aloud whether they "need a change" in their lives over the past 48 hours?
4. How many guys has Sally Glass made out with on the top of a tower in the past 24 hours?
OMG Keep chillin' y'all
posted by stonedranger at 3:24 PM
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and lastly.. the number of chilidogs consumed by cliff while everyone is out of town..
Dallas:
Red Monroe/Birdmonster TONIGHT at the Double-wide bitches. 10 pm.
Austin:
Red Monroe @ Chuggin Monkey - 6th st - 8 pm - SATURDAY - FREE - come say hi
fuck austin
how many dumb surveys will WSJR have in the next 72 hours?
69, dudes!!!
420
question one: four
question two: twenty
question three: four
question four : twenty
ha!
#1: Five.
#2: Ten. Unless we're also counting times one member may have mumbled it such that it came out "rake awake," and has been asked to clear his throat and repeat it, in which case my guess is twelve.
#3: I imagine that question got asked once, and then whoever asked it was promptly left at the bar.
#4: Sally Glass is perched a top the tallest tower in all of Austin, and below her are carnival workers selling tickets to young men who attempt to scale the side of the tower. Eager to put their strength and gumption to the test, their reward will be a kiss on the cheek from the darling Sally Glass. So far, only four men have made it to the top.
oh heck I forgot to put a name in the name field.
501 THEATER (http://www.myspace.com/501theater)
OPEN TO THE PUBLIC / $5 DOORS 5PM SHOW STARTS AT 5:30PM ENDS AT 2:00AM
5:30-5:55: IMA GYMNIST
6:00-6:25: NEW BLOODS
6:35-7:00: YELLOW FEVER
7:45-8:10: DEATH SENTENCE: PANDA!
8:20-8:45: NAKED ON THE VAGUE
8:55-9:20: CRY BLOOD APACHE
9:30-9:55: FINALLY PUNK
10:05-10:30: KIT
10:40-11:05: MUTATING MELTDOWN
11:15-11:40: SECRET ABUSE
11:50-12:15: XNO BBQX
12:25-12:50: TOTAL ABUSE
1:00-1:25: TYVEK
1:35-2:00: TEENAGE COOL KIDS
oh heck I forgot to put a name in the name field.
1. three
2. two and a third.
3. 4/fifths.
4. a twenty-second of a second chance.
o.k. zero ticket's m'k??
just get to publicly humiliating the band that wants spooooge in it's face...................................................
show at swiss house!
This Sunday March 16 is our Post SXSW House Show.
If you don't know these bands, YOU NEED TO.
Tacks, The Boy Disaster is pretty much my
fave musical family in Austin, Texas.
Meanwhile, Via Audio brings us some of the
sweetest indie melodies to come from Brooklyn in '08.
We just added The Physics of Meaning to this Bill -
which now probably qualifies as the best House Show
lineup we have ever had. Wow, we are lucky. You too.
Here is the program:
Via Audio (from New York) @ 12am
Tacks, The Boy Disaster (from Austin) @ 11pm
Robert Gomez (from Denton) @ 10pm
The Physics of Meaning (from North Carolina) @ 9pm
Your Midway Host (from Philadelphia) @ 8pm
The Lonely Years (from Detroit) @ 7pm
Who gives a shit about the members of we shot jr? We're just using you to see when the bands are playing, champs.
oh heck what's the cubed root of 64
she's just not that into you
i need to get laid right now please.
1. i dont really know, but Mika Mik 'o guess. 8?
2. Zero. Drugs are for losers, right?
3. 9 times sarcastically. once in all seriousness (that one got the biggest laugh.)
4. More guys than she can remember, but fewer than Rachel Ray.
I know that tower.
WHITE MICE H.O.T. March 16th
wesjrsjr
this contest and the entire post itself is super stoned
America is stoned. This is not a good thing, stoner.
I'm trying to come up with a descent band name and i'd like your opinions. Here we go:
Dork Forces
Dork Shadows
Gorgyles
Baby Bronzee
Skin Job
Casket
Blood Blister
Thanks.
damn. sally made out with some dude and it wasn't me. sheeeeeeee-it. she is still sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
dork forces all the way.
Thanks, sr! Mi novia agrees, too.
anon 619 wins with an answer as dumb as the questions! Email me about those free tickets:
weshotjr@yahoo.com
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