Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Take that, Liberals!

Come on guys, lets admit it. Bush was right. And its time for liberals everywhere to recognize what the majority of the American people now know, which is that the neocons have figured out the best way to manage our foreign policy. Iraq, Afghanistan, and Iran are all going as planned. Here comes freedom (if you have trouble loading this, just double click on it and it will take you to the YouTube site):

PS- Is this band from Dallas? They sound like they are.


Blogger Bub said...

of course Bush is right. He rolls with the lord.

6:54 PM  
Blogger Bub said...

Bush Was Right
Written by: Frank Highland

Freedom in Afghanistan, say goodbye Taliban
Free elections in Iraq, Saddam Hussein locked up
Osama’s staying underground, Al Qaida now is finding out
America won’t turn and run once the fighting has begun
Libya turns over nukes, Lebanese want freedom, too
Syria is forced to leave, don’t you know that all this means

Bush was right!
Bush was right!
Bush was right!

Democracy is on the way, hitting like a tidal wave
All over the middle east, dictators walk with shaky knees
Don’t know what they’re gonna do,
their worst nightmare is coming true
They fear the domino effect, they’re all wondering who’s next

Repeat Chorus

Ted Kennedy – wrong!
Cindy Sheehan – wrong!
France – wrong!
Zell Miller – right!

Economy is on the rise kicking into overdrive
Angry liberals can't believe it's cause of W's policies
Unemployment's staying down, Democrats are wondering how
Revenue is going up, can you say "Tax Cuts"

Repeat Chorus

Cheney was right, Condi was right,
Rummy was right, Blair was right
You were right, we were right, “The Right” was right and
Bush was right
Bush was right

jeeeezus ! Holy shit! if you listen, it sounds just like Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

6:59 PM  
Blogger stonedranger said...

i know

7:01 PM  
Blogger stonedranger said...

oh and guess what: the song is officially stuck in my head.

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cute song. hate the chubby guys voice.

7:16 PM  
Anonymous I don't drive up 35 said...

Worst right-wing song ever. What a way to rub it in lefty's face guys.
Bowling for Soup meets Lee Greenwood. The only thing that's missing is a line referring to 80's nostalgia.

Just like with my car, I guess I'll take my rock'n'roll Japanese as well.

8:41 PM  
Blogger kidko said...

the shot where they zoom in on his mouth is disgusting. sarlacc anyone?

9:06 AM  
Blogger Eric Grubbs said...

You know, if you just use the chorus hook, you could use it in a Busch beer commercial.

9:45 AM  
Blogger sebastian said...

I was bored so I sent them this message:

"While your heart is in the right place, I'm afraid I cant fully see eye to eye with you. Why must you use rock music as a vehicle for such an important message? Would you borrow Satan's lawnmower if you needed it? I believe in my heart that you are capable of sharing this wonderful message without lowering yourselves to the levels of sex crazed maniacs, drug using zombies and liquor ridden heathens. Make an effort, you cheat yourselves, Bush, America and the Lord taking this road. This kind of music is exactly what Osama and his henchmen want clouding our righteous vision. Food for thought! "

Now, I am in the mood for a tall glass of enriched uranium

9:58 AM  
Blogger postmastabiotch said...

dude.. if those guys were like 17 year olds and not some fat lard asses, kids would so be rocking that song..

which scares me...

even if zel miller was right

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way too many goatees and way too much pitch correction. Gross.

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is it with Japanese rock videos you find on the internet, you can never tell which year in the last 25 years it was made?

1:00 PM  
Anonymous kerm said...

tell me why do they let the illegals in. after all, they're illegal.

fucking genius! i never thought of it that way.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, but what 17 year old is so devoid of ideals that he/she would sing something like that? i mean, obviously some agree...but they aren't musicians, and if they are they aren't good... why do you think all the good political songs were "protest songs"... you ever heard a song of governmental praise that rivaled Dylan?

Tobe Kieth, you say?
....okay, i'll give you toby.

3:00 PM  
Anonymous JS said...

The times they are a-changin'

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Sam M. said...

I'm so glad I've finally found a Web site where I can talk openly with my political and moral peers.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm glad i can finally talk bullshit anonymously about your ability to bullshit everyone and get away with it,sam m..
glad that slide guitar is working for you-
what the worlds needs is a little more sam to open their minds

4:05 PM  
Blogger Andrea said...

trickle down trickle down
let the money trickle down

that one is fucking catchy.

4:20 PM  
Blogger stonedranger said...

wait just a minute: do you mean to say that you purchased one of their MP3s? If so, it needs to be posted on your blog ASAP.

4:35 PM  
Blogger Andrea said...

no, i just sampled. but it did trickle.

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like BIZARRO NOFX!

12:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm surprised those asshole didn't pencil-in something about keeping terri schiavo alive.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i call this music Cunt-Punk

2:30 PM  

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