Monday, July 24, 2006

No It List Today

Theres nothing to do, and its too damn hot to go anywhere anyway.


Blogger fuzzbuzz said...

if you're zoning out in front of your computron here's a great site to visit (the silver apples reviews are hilarious):

4:44 PM  
Blogger The Fold said...

There's a couple of denton things up on the Fold blog for tonight, if anyone's looking.
I actually got off my ass and posted something today.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought you promised a story on why Mwanza's a douche! Get on that shit!

10:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

coupla' quickies: #1. the 'unobserver's' kinda gay, #2. uncontrollable urge are very much tard's, #3. i would NEVER try and defend samuel, but have some friggin' class. (see #1.) and lastly, this ain't 8:16, however, he does raise an interesting point, eh???

1:05 AM  
Blogger stonedranger said...

whos on first?

1:09 AM  
Anonymous jack_the_mofo said...

Flavenoids of intolerance
Intransigent ballcaps
Push through the autumn muffaletta
Like Rock pAper Scissors on Columbus Day

Are you stalkin’ for me?
I am a Finnish accordion shrinker
Show a little ennui
Please, just for Moloch
And me, and Oma & Opa
And all beefcakes in between

9:30 AM  
Blogger blixaboy said...

hey 8:16pm. Give me one reason why I am a douche. I am not Doug Simmons and the Curtain Club. I try to make interesting events for overlooked artists to express themselves and audiences with more eclectic tastes to enjoy. I don't have to. I want to. I never talk shit about any band. I keep to myself and try my best not to step on anyones toes. So give me one reason why I am a douche. Maybe your just another one of those racist indie kids I keep running into as of late. All I do is work on my art and help others get their art exposed. What did I do to you? I should not even respond to this shit, but I really am quite baffled. There are plenty of bands around here that do go around talking shit and spreading evil gossip. Why don't pick on them?

10:15 AM  
Anonymous gary p. anonymous with an f said...

I still love you Wanz. And, for the record, I know for a fact that anon 8:16 is a racist. He is also an anti-semite. I learned that one the hard way...

10:47 AM  
Blogger blixaboy said...

figures. I have not been harrassed this much since I used to go to slipped disk and common ground almost a decade and a half ago. I actually got jumped by skinheads at a Fugazi show of all places. It was on their second tour and first time through Dallas. Back when those nazi fucks were all over Deep Ellum. It is interesting how a lot of the younger indie kids really have no idea how bad things used to be around here when the confederate hammer skins were everywhere. I doubt things will get that bad again, but I have been getting harrased a lot more this year. I actually heard some shitty redneck band talking about "those dumb niggers" at my rehearsal space just last week as I was passing their door. I made sure they saw me walk by. I blame the general conservative shift of the country that has been going on since a certain warmonger took office. I really hope things start shifting back the other direction after the midterm elections. In the meaNTIME PEOPLE NEED TO GATHER AND FOLLOW THE GREAT WORDS OF Mr Chuck D......"FIGHT THE POWER".

11:09 AM  
Blogger fuzzbuzz said...

Fight The Power indeed. Wanz you're doing good things around town and the people that matter appreciate and realize it. People hate on me too. They're scared of Soul Brother Number One hiding under the bed telling them they need to get down and be sex machines I guess. I feel ya- we do selfless things like book all this shit and we get bored bloggers talking noise about us. Anyway- we don't have time to look back, let's keep marching on.

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Selfless? Ha!

11:42 AM  
Blogger fuzzbuzz said...

Yes little anonymous ball-less blogger, selfless. I make not one red cent off the things I do. Feel free to come up and talk to me sometime and I'll tell you all about it.

11:46 AM  
Blogger fuzzbuzz said...

And don't be so uptight, Make It Funky!

11:52 AM  
Blogger blixaboy said...

actually my gigs are selfish and self indulgent(kinda sarcasm). The other local promoters really don't put together shows I would like to see. So I put together shows that I would like to see. Laptop Deathmatch is a blast. If I don't make it happen it does not happen. For the most part most local promoters have very narrow tastes in music and it comes across in the booking style. That is not necessarily bad, but there should be options for people with a wider range of tastes. In this day and age of the internet and downloading there are plenty of people that dig a wider range of sstuff. Heavy shit like Slayer, pop stuff like Scott Walker and weirdo elctronic shit like Kid 606. These people need shows too.

So yeah. My gigs are very selfish(not really). I like to see good shows. So I make those shows happen. So sue me. I don't think I am alone in this sentiment.

12:20 PM  
Blogger fuzzbuzz said...

You're not alone in that sentiment, thats why I do my shows too. But no really, we're doing it for the bitches and hoes and bling Wanz! I'll see you at the bank!

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the HELL would you book a piece of shit like Ashburne Glen?

12:29 PM  
Anonymous johnh said...

9:42 is a pussy. Can I say that word on here? Nelson from the Simpsons wants his laugh back.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous johnh said...

Maybe he booked Ahburne Glen because he couldn't find the ANONYMOUS band who so badly wants to be booked?

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Man, I wish my band could get gigs. said...

Yeah, okay, wow, burn. So seriously, Ashburne Glen is pretty weak. That's disputed? Stonedranger? Def. Listening? People trust you. Back me up.

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's your point? so you don't like a band and you're trying to build an army up against them? when a band plays that you don't like go walk out of the room and get a beer, crikey!

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i want an ashburn glen music channel, 24 7 all asburn glen, all the time.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wanz, we need more lost generation shows. Any plans for more?

12:53 PM  
Anonymous johnh said...

As much as some (few) of the anonymous comments are funny some of the time a lot of them kind of remind me of this

I'm Anonymous!

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Gigless in Frisco said...


I'm just saying, if this was some sort of supposed tastemaker event, and we are supposed to trust Wanz to bring the good stuff, why in gods name would Ashburne Glen be there?

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

every other band on both nights were stellar. One poor choice in two nights is a lot better than most bills.

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they paid wanz to play the show!

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love how it only takes roughly 3 sentences to get these douche's writing novels about how fucking great they are. Priceless!

Keep defending yrselves- please.

1:12 PM  
Anonymous gary p. anonymous with an f said...

yeah.. ashburne is pretty bad

1:22 PM  
Anonymous shimsham said...

"I love how it only takes roughly 3 sentences to get these douche's writing novels about how fucking great they are. Priceless!

Keep defending yrselves- please.

11:12 AM "

yawn! I like how all it takes is this blog to post theres nothing going on and you anonymous shits keep on rambling about nothing just because you're bored.

Keep adding your two cents-please.

1:42 PM  
Anonymous johnh said...

Ok, Anonymousketeers we get it! Your poor little band has been neglected, badly reviewed and ignored and so you lash out at people who are actually doing something just to make yourselves feel better. WE GET IT! Anonymous retalliation looks pretty weak though. I'm sure the only people that read this blog are bands and friends of bands so it's pretty clear you're just a jealous twat who's too lazy to make your band sound good cause you're on here making yourself look ridiculous. You feel ridiculous too don't you? Of course you do.

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Merrel said...

So true about the anonymous posters. Blogspot is free, so if you feel the need to spout your diarrhea why don't you start your own blog? You'll have just as many people thinking your posts are amazing-smarty-pants shit as you would here. (Just one anonymous miserable person most likely)

2:07 PM  
Anonymous .mziedler said...

anonymousketeer?! ha ha ha....word of the day.

2:10 PM  
Blogger blixaboy said...

lots o questions. Here are the answers:

1.These are not tastemaker events. They are supposed to encourage unity in the scene. To get bands that normally would not play together to play a show together. To get outside of the clicks and Politics and make a good well rounded show happen. Bills with something for everyone.
2. Believe it or not some people actually like Ashburne Glen. They are not flashy or groundbreaking. They are certainly not noisy or avant anything. Just a pretty good rock music. They are really good guys and I dug 'em. They are far from suck. If you want to see truly shit bands go to Curtain Club(I'm not naming names). You may redefine your standard of suck.
3. I was considering doing going back into booking fulltime, but I think throwing these shindigs every now and then will be far more productive and keep the events special.
4. to mr 11:12 anon. I apoligize for defending myself, buit I don't like to take shit from anyone when it is not desreved. It's funyy how according to this jerk I am some kind of asshole, but no one has actually brought up one thing that I have ever done to make me an douche outside of being frustrated. If that is all it takes to be an asshole then this city has a lot of douches.....oh yeah and your momma wears lederhosen.


2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2:56 PM  
Blogger jonofdeath said...

I think Ashburne Glen is actually quite good compared to most of the bands from Dallas. And also, from many other places.
And Wanz, I'll name some crappy bands just because some people do need to know what the real garbage is around here:
The Feds, Drowning Pool, Mayta, Mad Mexicans, Mandatory, Pimpadelic, etc.
And that's just the obivious stuff. There's also the stuff that people try to make you think is cool. And maybe that's what Ashburne Glen is being accused of, but I think they are far from being The Hourly Radio or Blackheart Society.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Desperate for attention because my band is neglected said...

Jeez, all I said on this music blog was that I thought this one particular band was blah. Get over it. Your snooty above it all posts don't change the fact that I, one person, thought that AG was boring and sloppy.

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they are... broing and sloppy.. does someone actually disagree with that? If so, you have not seen them

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they are... broing and sloppy.. does someone actually disagree with that? If so, you have not seen them

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your posts are boring and sloppy. You suck as a typist!

3:18 PM  
Blogger mistershit said...

man, i'm all for free speach and all that, but this phenomenon of signing on anonymously and shit talking other people/bands is completely counter-productive to having a supportive music community.

not everyone has to like each other's music, but if you don't like a certain band, why set out to destroy them? do you really have nothing better to do? go find someone you do like and support them or take up crochet or something else productive besides bitching.

and, the people who are being ill-spoken of by these anon posters are out at shows, looking over their shoulders wondering if so-and-so might be that anonymous asshole who said mean things about them on wsjr.. the reality is, they probably aren't, but you just can't be sure.

everybody's acting weird around each other out of paranoia when they probably don't need to be.

it's just fuck'd up..

these bitchy anonymous cowards are like little kids who misbehave in order to get attention. don't acknowledge their retarded behavior and they get no satisfaction out of it and the stop..

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how does "it's hot outside" turn into "shit all over people we don't really know personally"?

3:38 PM  
Blogger blixaboy said...

none of my posts are snooty or above it all. The elitist crap is beneath me. You asked why I booked them I told ya. I am not responsible for other peoples opinions. I want to see unity amongst DFW and an end to all of the backstabbing politics. To see bands step outside of their little circle of friends. They may not dig what they find, but they will most likely dig some of it. This town needs an enema.

3:39 PM  
Blogger stonedranger said...

I think you have a point about Ashburne Glen not being one of the bands that the Dallas establishment tries to shove down peoples throats as a "hip" band.

there are decent and terrible bands in every town... but the ones that should truly be called out are the ones that act like they're Lou Reed because they play pop punk covers of Dandy Warhol songs, or list My Bloody Valentine as an influence on their Myspace page.

3:42 PM  
Anonymous shimsham said...

Ok, let's ignore the little anonymous shit talkers and that other blog that keeps popping it's head on here like an unwanted whack-a-mole. From now on just skip over those posts and don't reply to them.

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This town needs to stop pretending it's LA. If you don't like something then do something different, do it your way and keep yourself busy putting your sweat and heart into it. And if you truly hate your town- move.

3:46 PM  
Blogger stonedranger said...

yeah, I think a lot of the shit talk posts are:

1) jokes
2) people being assholes
3) often taken too seriously

I think we've seen examples of all three on this thread. I know its easy to tell someone to not take an anon insult too seriously when they are the ones being insulted, but those posts are only as meaningful as you allow them to be.

3:47 PM  
Blogger fuzzbuzz said...

It's the equivalent of caring what Ned the Wino thinks of you, except Ned the wino has a name, but we still don't really care what Ned the wino thinks.

3:52 PM  
Blogger The Fold said...

wait, are we the whack-a-mole?

'cause I read this blog for SR & DL's views and opinions on music.
I even value them, even though we have different tastes sometimes.


3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOOD TIMES! Hell yeah I love Good Times!

3:53 PM  
Anonymous shimsham said...

No, bobby bullshit is the whack-a-mole

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ned the wino is my friend!

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wanz? Did you just talk about stepping out of you clique with Lost Gen? Because the first night, members from your "crew" played in how many bands? NOT including the fact that you were your own special guest in the friends. Then the second night you played after your bands other band played. Man, you are really reaching.

I love how we can bash certain bands, but one guy mentions that a band is sloppy and suddenly every starts their period. scenester pricks. go do some more coke and suck each other off.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous shimsham said...


4:04 PM  
Blogger blixaboy said...

good point mr ranger. I will do my best to ignore these guys. I think the vast majority of the peopole that hang out at this blog are pretty cool and want the simalr things for the scene around here. I should not be so touchy. It gives these guys power. I recently found out from a very reliable source that some of the anon trashing me happened to be people who call me friend to my face. It was a major bummer and has made me a bit paranoid. See you tonight. Cheeers!!!!!!

4:07 PM  
Blogger blixaboy said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

4:07 PM  
Blogger blixaboy said...

good point mr ranger. I will do my best to ignore these guys. I think the vast majority of the peopole that hang out at this blog are pretty cool and want the simalr things for the scene around here. I should not be so touchy. It gives these guys power. I recently found out from a very reliable source that some of the anon trashing me happened to be people who call me friend to my face. It was a major bummer and has made me a bit paranoid. See you tonight. Cheeers!!!!!!

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, but see, you responded. So...

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If I don't make it happen it does not happen."

Unfortunately I think you really believe this.


4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I recently found out from a very reliable source that some of the anon trashing me happened to be people who call me friend to my face."

scene gossip. how original.

4:09 PM  
Blogger blixaboy said...

I'm not naming names or spreading what I found out. S9o it is not gossip. Just a bu8mmer that one of my friends turned out to not be so friendly.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous johnh said...

wow, you anons have been on here all day with your little sour heads all bent out of shape because you're bored. go play your xbox.

4:15 PM  
Anonymous .mzeidler said...

Anon-sensicals, pick up a phone and call your local bar and book your own shows and shut your yaps already. It's not brain surgery. If your band sucks thats your problem.

4:20 PM  
Anonymous adub said...

This whole section of comments is why "anonymous" should not be a choice for identity. Denton Rock City used to have this problem.

4:25 PM  
Anonymous my poor little band aint got no gigs! said...


/First person to avoid the truth and focus on the all caps gets their sac thumped.

4:26 PM  
Blogger The Fold said...

sac thumping.
this shit has gone next level.

4:34 PM  
Anonymous johnh said...

Hey isn't is enough that you don't like the band? Why do you need anyone else to validate that opinion and stand behind you? They weren't giving out scorecards. It was a local band, not some big snots. Get a grip, you don't like them and we all know it now but you're anonymous so who cares?

4:39 PM  
Anonymous scott said...

We'll settle this the old way... BATTLE OF THE BANDS. Down at Stoney's Rock Palace on 5th. We'll sell tickets down at the roller rink Friday Night and then on Saturday Night... WE'LL LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE! I'll pass the news on to Skeleton Ted and Skeech over at K-ZAP and they'll get the word out tonight on their show. This is going to be major. Hopefully, I can Sherry Kent to go with me on Saturday. She's awesome! Her dad thinks I'm a dick though. Shit. Gotta go, gang. Halbert's Hardware ain't gonna sweep itself tonight!

4:39 PM  
Anonymous scott again said...

Damn it. I craft what is easily the greatest blog comment ever and leave the word "get" out before foxy Sherry Kent's name. I'm a failure. Sorry to let everybody down.

4:43 PM  
Blogger The Fold said...

And you call yourself a writer.

Hand over your alcoholism and your general disdain for all things modern. You're out of the Hemmingway club.

4:55 PM  
Blogger wakka-wakka said...

See. All the bitching and sniping led to a nice big payoff in the end. The system works.

4:57 PM  
Blogger JS said...

to all the ANON posters here...

Do I need to call a wambulance?

If you ain't part of the solution, yer part of the problem.

And if you don't like it then get the fuck out!

5:01 PM  
Anonymous beeks said...

This has been an interesting scientific experiment into the brains of bored people. A blog post which had nothing whatsoever to do with the 71 (for now)comments long thread which followed it. So there really could have been no blog posting and as long as there was a screen and a place to post someone would have posted something. Which is all a long drawn out way of saying that some people have too much time on their hands and nothing to say.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, you are like fancy smart! I'd vote for you in the scientist contest where you win stuff and do math!

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said... witty!

5:05 PM  
Blogger blixaboy said...

I admit it. My job is very boring. This blog does help the day move along. Now I am clocking out. Time to party. Woohoo!!!!!!

5:11 PM  
Blogger Eric Grubbs said...

Well, I guess Ashburne Glen is a real band now that we've got anonymous cowards talking shit about us. I'm honored! :-)

5:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's right. take it and let it make you think you are badass and on people's minds instead of realizing that maybe you should probably add a practice day since you kind of blew it at a high profile gig. Quick! Everybody pounce on me!

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1;39, don't you mean this city needs an ineka???
2:34, how about nut sac snatching???
beeks, how about this: you've got nothing to say, and you're saying it too loudly.

Anonymous, oh yes, oh yes.........

5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon 3:16, I'm not going to pounce on you, but can you please be a little more constructive with the criticism? How did the band blow it? What, in your opinion, could that have improved on? Just saying they were boring and sloppy is easy. Please put more effort into the criticism.

5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boring = lifeless performance, go nowhere songs, detached, no hooks, no challenge, no fun, no style

sloppy = poor tuning, flubs from most players, limp vocals searching for melody, poor balance of stage volume

You know, like I said. Sloppy and boring. Happy now Mr. Spell Everything Out For Me?

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is a valid statement that very much goes with the current discussion! White Drugs and Catastica at Secret Headquarters this weekend! I'm glad that wasn't a threadjack! Oh, wait... This thread isn't about anything.

5:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Boring and Sloppy" Anon, don't get all pissed off because someone asks you to put a little work into your criticism.

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not like I said "Ashburne Glen struck me as very watery and fluffy." Because then, yes, like... What the hell does that mean? If you could loosen the coke spoon necklace a bit and let some blood into your fucking skull, you would understand that the words BORING and SLOPPY have very little room for interpretation. Since we are talking about a live musical performance, I trust YOU, the rocket scientists that you are, to best put together what I mean when I say words like, oh... Red. Would you understand that? Because red often is red. and boring never means anything other than boring, unless we are talking carpentry. Is this the woodworking blog? No fucktard, it's not. So... Work out, special angel.

5:37 PM  
Anonymous John D Wood said...

Don't get your panties in a bunch anon

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

panties in a... seriously? what is it... 1987? shall i gag you with a spoon next? That woodworking bit was funny and you know it.

So maybe eat a turd.

6:09 PM  
Blogger mistershit said...

Hey, is that anonymous ashburn glenn hater really David Fricke?

Them's some estute musical critique'n, my friend. you got yer self a future!

6:30 PM  
Blogger mistershit said...

oh, and fuck off! carpentry rules!

6:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BORING and SLOPPY Anon, you could've been 10 % funnier by saying "gag me with a coke spoon" but're as dumb as a block of wood on the carpentry blog.

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i for one love ass burn glen

7:17 PM  
Blogger stonedranger said...

well, hopefully we're done here.

And I almost forgot about my rule:

No comments about Wanz unless the post actually has something to do with Wanz! That rule is officially making a comeback as of now.

7:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aw but we're close.. my goal was to get 100 comments of bullshit with my "Mwanza's a douche" comment.

8:46 PM  
Anonymous mc said...

I love the anonymous comments, because criticism is good for everybody. And VERY FEW PEOPLE are man enough to criticize you to your face. So how else does a brother get feedback? The anonymous thing is basically like secret baloting. The honesty of the comment is preserved along with the identity. If it's a dumb-shit comment, then who cares anyway? Most likely, there is some valid criticism amongst the hatin'.

9:22 PM  
Blogger stonedranger said...

I couldn't agree more.

10:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the ninety-fourth comment about nothing at all.

1:04 AM  
Blogger mistershit said...

i gotta disagree with SR and mc last comments. criticism is fine, but much of the anonymous posters on here are just letting their inner pre-pubescent teen run rampid.

these days, there's a fine line between some blogs and actual journalism, but this is where they differ: no one can be held liable for what they say, so anyone can sling their shit anywhere.

true criticism is constructive; shit slinging based on some personal issue or whatever, is not.

by the way, i'll criticize anyone to their face. it doesn't mean i have to call them a "douche" or get up in front of a room full of people and insist everyone agree with me.

2:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But see, all of the things I said were never that off track. I am the one that said:

1. I don't get it
2. It was sloppy and boring
3. Then explained what I meant by sloppy and boring (for the morons that didn't understand the words)

So, in closing, drink some douche and spit it in your mommas vag!

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And yes, gag me with a coke spoon was funnier. I can agree with you. Even though I am evil.

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

at the end of the day... Wanz is still Wanz... a douche is still a douche.. and Black Tie Dynsaty / Black Heart Society are the two best bands in Dallas hands down period.

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now you're just being silly.

12:15 PM  
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