Friday, March 14, 2008

sxsw update

Dude, we've been schoolin' Austin like it ain't no thing for the past couple of days, and now we'd like to have a contest.  The winner of the contest will receive free tickets to a local show of their choice once we get back in to town.  Just leave your answer in the comment section or something.

1. How many times have the members of WSJR collectively seen Mika Miko in the past 48 hours?

2.  How many times have the members of WSJR uttered the phrase "wake n bake" over the past 48 hours?

3.  How many times have the members of WSJR asked aloud whether they "need a change" in their lives over the past 48 hours?

4.  How many guys has Sally Glass made out with on the top of a tower in the past 24 hours?

OMG Keep chillin' y'all 


Anonymous cliff notes said...

and lastly.. the number of chilidogs consumed by cliff while everyone is out of town..

3:41 PM  
Anonymous RM said...

Red Monroe/Birdmonster TONIGHT at the Double-wide bitches. 10 pm.

Red Monroe @ Chuggin Monkey - 6th st - 8 pm - SATURDAY - FREE - come say hi

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck austin

4:53 PM  
Anonymous buttons the dog says said...

how many dumb surveys will WSJR have in the next 72 hours?

5:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

69, dudes!!!

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


6:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

question one: four

question two: twenty

question three: four

question four : twenty

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


6:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#1: Five.
#2: Ten. Unless we're also counting times one member may have mumbled it such that it came out "rake awake," and has been asked to clear his throat and repeat it, in which case my guess is twelve.
#3: I imagine that question got asked once, and then whoever asked it was promptly left at the bar.
#4: Sally Glass is perched a top the tallest tower in all of Austin, and below her are carnival workers selling tickets to young men who attempt to scale the side of the tower. Eager to put their strength and gumption to the test, their reward will be a kiss on the cheek from the darling Sally Glass. So far, only four men have made it to the top.

7:29 PM  
Anonymous Wait what said...

oh heck I forgot to put a name in the name field.

7:30 PM  
Anonymous Andrew said...

5:30-5:55: IMA GYMNIST
6:00-6:25: NEW BLOODS
6:35-7:00: YELLOW FEVER
9:30-9:55: FINALLY PUNK
10:05-10:30: KIT
11:15-11:40: SECRET ABUSE
11:50-12:15: XNO BBQX
12:25-12:50: TOTAL ABUSE
1:00-1:25: TYVEK

8:43 PM  
Anonymous Wait what said...

oh heck I forgot to put a name in the name field.

8:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. three
2. two and a third.
3. 4/fifths.
4. a twenty-second of a second chance.

o.k. zero ticket's m'k??
just get to publicly humiliating the band that wants spooooge in it's face...................................................

9:35 PM  
Anonymous swiss house lovelovelove said...

show at swiss house!

This Sunday March 16 is our Post SXSW House Show.
If you don't know these bands, YOU NEED TO.
Tacks, The Boy Disaster is pretty much my
fave musical family in Austin, Texas.
Meanwhile, Via Audio brings us some of the
sweetest indie melodies to come from Brooklyn in '08.
We just added The Physics of Meaning to this Bill -
which now probably qualifies as the best House Show
lineup we have ever had. Wow, we are lucky. You too.

Here is the program:

Via Audio (from New York) @ 12am

Tacks, The Boy Disaster (from Austin) @ 11pm

Robert Gomez (from Denton) @ 10pm

The Physics of Meaning (from North Carolina) @ 9pm

Your Midway Host (from Philadelphia) @ 8pm

The Lonely Years (from Detroit) @ 7pm

10:48 PM  
Anonymous anonymouse said...

Who gives a shit about the members of we shot jr? We're just using you to see when the bands are playing, champs.

11:09 PM  
Anonymous not wildcat said...

oh heck what's the cubed root of 64

11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm always trying to get into a sally glass picture.. what do i have to do to get in one? have my dick hanging out?! well damn you

11:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she's just not that into you

1:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i need to get laid right now please.

2:46 AM  
Anonymous Chris said...

1. i dont really know, but Mika Mik 'o guess. 8?
2. Zero. Drugs are for losers, right?
3. 9 times sarcastically. once in all seriousness (that one got the biggest laugh.)
4. More guys than she can remember, but fewer than Rachel Ray.

6:31 AM  
Anonymous johnny singularity said...

I know that tower.

10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHITE MICE H.O.T. March 16th

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10:44 AM  
Anonymous jr said...

this contest and the entire post itself is super stoned

8:03 PM  
Anonymous anonymouse said...

America is stoned. This is not a good thing, stoner.

12:29 PM  
Anonymous anonymouse said...

I'm trying to come up with a descent band name and i'd like your opinions. Here we go:

Dork Forces
Dork Shadows
Baby Bronzee
Skin Job
Blood Blister


2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn. sally made out with some dude and it wasn't me. sheeeeeeee-it. she is still sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

4:17 PM  
Anonymous stonedranger said...

dork forces all the way.

6:35 PM  
Anonymous anonymouse said...

Thanks, sr! Mi novia agrees, too.

7:27 PM  
Anonymous stonedranger said...

anon 619 wins with an answer as dumb as the questions! Email me about those free tickets:

3:15 PM  

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