Thursday, July 19, 2007

WSJR Music Awards




Coming soon. You guys like alternative music and stuff, right?




























28 Comments:

Blogger amandacobra said...

so is it too early yet to vote for flickerstick as best new act?

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, I think this would be perfect. We already know the truth about who actually is a worth a shit around here, the blog supports good music and spreads the word. I think it would be AWESOME to focus solely on the negative. I am so serious. You chose perfect examples and the tone of your blurb was right on. That would be such a fun direction.

Or you could really just go down the list and talk about every single DOMA nominee and how they do or do not fit into the category or good taste, save for a few examples.

Every day on this blog is a music awards vibe dedicated to showcasing the hidden gems around here from a certain spectrum. Go for the funny. I want to hear WSJR talk about the Feds, not OVEO, you know? We know you like Undoing and Select. Let's hear some serious thoughts on the WRONG. On BTD. On PPT. Follow me?

Just my opinion.

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh and then, YOU guys fill in the "Write-In" with three bands that you feel are deserving.

5:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WATCH THESE VERY SHORT VIDEOS. WOW.

http://www.thefedsrock.com/

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every thread's comment section is your idea of the perfect award show, 5:34.

Also, what? No Burden Brothers photo?

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't there a WSJR award thing last year? And didn't someone accuse someone else of writing in his name too much or something?

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:45... why the hostility? Jeez.

6:06 PM  
Blogger daniel said...

lawl

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops.
pathetic lists for sure.
the best new acts list is the worst of them all.

9:20 PM  
Blogger FlappersInNylons said...

"Get used to it ladies" - Black Tie Dynasty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NOVGbggBr0

Fucking worst band ever, biggest chodes in the free world.

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

agreed

12:45 AM  
Blogger FlappersInNylons said...

It was like a shit stain, covered up with cocaine.

1:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FLAPPERSINNYLONS
Does your music opinion mean anything when you list these bands among your faves on your myspace profile?

Ace Of Base
Alanis Morrisette
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Crannberries
Jimmy Buffet
R. Kelly
Sarah McLachlan
Sublime

9:30 AM  
Anonymous jwm said...

9:30:

does your opinion of ANYTHING matter when it is obvious that you spent enough time on heather's myspace desperately trying to dig up information that you think is POTENTIALLY embarassing?

no. of course it doesn't

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have no idea who any of those bands are in those pictures.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think this egotistical awards
bullshit needs to die.why should anyone need to be awarded for anything?and if anyone else asks me
to "vote" for them i'm gonna....
LM

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, The Party.

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Guitarist from Dirty Hairy beat up the bassist of black tie dynasty. And thats after the bassist ran him over with a car. That doesn't really have anything to do with their music, which sucks, but i thought it was funny.

Just sayin'.

12:01 PM  
Blogger FlappersInNylons said...

I listen to a wide spectrum of music. If I was at all embarassed by those bands I wouldn't have put them on there. Every band I listen to has a special meaning to me about the place I was in my life when I liked that band. Just because some people may think they are too cool to list the "uncool" old band that they listened to years ago, and still listen to when nobody is around... Well I am not that person. The fact is I remember being a little kid and having a friend named Elizabeth Elliot who was obsessed with Ace of Base. She bought me a tape for my 8th birthday party and we used to dress up and sing all the songs together. Alanis Morrisette was my first concert and at the age of nine I swore to my parents it was the only thing I would ask for that year. Cherry poppin' Daddies songs made up about 50% of my dance routines at the age of thirteen, The Cranberries was the only band I listened to during my nine month pergnancy with my first child at the age of 17 and I thank gods for that, Jimmi Buffet reminds me of my mother, R.Kelly reminds me of Liz and Aaron living with Lars and I at the eighth continent, Sarah McLachlan has been my favorite vocalist my whole life. I owned Touch in 1989, and followed her music for years, I sang songs by her at my grandmothers funeral that still make me cry, and Sublime reminds me of a time in my life when I lived in Deep Ellum with a good friend of mine Rachael and We used to smoke everything but our socks.

I am not afraid to admit these things, they make me who I am, and they remind me of the greatest times in my life.

Now if you really want to know something about me, I used to be obsessed with a band called Kittie. I knew them and I thought I was so cool. I used to run away from home and follow them on their tour. There ya go! Hope that helps you! Oh and let me know, I have some wicked goth pictures of me from several years ago. I am talking barbie doll heads hanging off of my clothes, spikes, chains, no underwear, black lipstick, duct tape anywhere it will stick, the whole nine buddy!

1:23 PM  
Anonymous jwm said...

heather, you didn't even need to respond to that jackass. it looks like you have a stalker in your midst.

1:27 PM  
Blogger FlappersInNylons said...

Hey stalker,
I am going out to my front porch to smoke a cigarette and drink my coffee. I am wearing a t-shirt and a pair of panties. Run! I bet you can still make it!

~H

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT THE FUCK HAS THIS PLACE TURNED INTO?!?!?!
GOD MY EYES ARE FUCKING BLEEDING!!!!!

2:03 PM  
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2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

leaving it up to voting is a large part of why these award things stink.

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like how the dude in the bottom pic is rockin' the guyliner with the Native American t-shirt. Sweet!

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait... really... I have no clue who any of those guys are. I guess that is a good thing.

Can any one label which band is which?

I don't know why but I have some morbid fascination with placing each dudebros face with each bands terrible music (which I assume is terrible).

10:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will you have a category for worst Dallas Observer writer? My nomination would be the person who wrote this: "...I am a Philistine chauvinist. Ninety-nine times out of 100, I would sooner pound chopsticks into my ear canals than listen to a chick with an acoustic guitar."

9:11 AM  
Blogger red sean said...

wait when did ace of base become "uncool"?

11:43 AM  

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