Wednesday, September 03, 2008

It List: Wednesday

Lymbyc Systm/This Will Destroy You/Mom (Hailey's): This three day instrumental music festival has thankfully been compressed into a single night. It's pretty cool that two of these Texas acts will be touring Europe, but I can only imagine what the respective set times will be on this show tonight. Any guesses? One hour? Hour and a half? Who knows? I just don't get why instrumental acts have to play so long. Just because you're not singing, you somehow have to take longer to convey what you're trying to express? Seems like you could get it across in one intense fifteen minute piece and be done with it. I always like it when it takes longer for a band to set up their pedals than it does for them to play their entire set. Hilarity. Anyway, best of luck to Mom and This Will Destroy You on the road in Europe this fall.

Adventure Sound/Kashioboy/Florene (The Cavern): I can't believe this, but it looks like another all-instrumental show, as far as I can tell. Florene will definitely stand out from the rest in this lineup, because the other two acts are much more 8-Bit like Ikari Warriors and shit.

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Anonymous that's what's hot said...

can't forget about the dj's, citizen journalists.

5:06 PM  
Anonymous product placement said...

pretty obvious what's up.

no vocalists because people don't have anything to say.

no words, diminished meaning.

classical, jazz, breakbeats are one thing. people noodling around in a jam session make as well be jerking off to Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein".

gimme that Fuel City taco.

5:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mom/this will destroy you/lymbyc system don't jam...thankfully

and frankenstein is my jam on guitar hero

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Beat The Press said...

Had a chance to interview Cindy McCain after her big speech on the opening night of the GOP Convention.

Here's how it went down.

Her: How did I do?
Me: You're not done. I need you to blow me.
Her: Sure. Right now?
Me: No messin' around, Missy.
Her: I like your style.
Me: I like your crotch.
Her: John and I haven't fucked in years. I'm so horny.
Me: I wanna fuck you on a big pile of money.
Her: That can be arranged. Do you want me to lick your balls?
Me: I'll pass.
Her: I can't bear to lick John's coin purse. The thought of it makes me want to projectile vomit.
Me: Well, my shit is clean.
Her: I can see that. You're big.
Me: Oh yeah? Get out a ruler.
Her: OK, I happen to have one right here. Mmm! Double digits!
Me: I know. Fat too.
Her: I want to you to fuck me on this pool table.
Me: But we're supposed to talk about the speech you just gave.
Her: Fuck that. I don't care about that shit.
Me: I don't either. Obama is gonna beat the shit of your husband in the election.
Her: Oh, I know. Who am I kidding right?
Me: Not me.
Her: It's weird being married to an old codger. I miss that young cock.
Me: Here, take mine.
Her: Let me bend over and then you give it to me from behind.
Me: Good, I can't stand to look at your face.
Her: I want to fuck me in the ass now.
Me: Only if say "Vote Obama!" every time I ram it in.
Her: No problem. Do you mind if I pretend that you're him?
Me: Better yet, I'll be John Edwards.

5:47 PM  
Anonymous said...

Lymbyc Systym
This Will Destroy You

Set Times:

5:55 PM  
Anonymous Blixaboy said...

I am DJ'ing at The Lounge tonight in Deep Ellum. 10pm to 2am


6:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awee DL you're so sweet ;)

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh guys in instrumental bands always wear the worst pants

8:28 PM  
Anonymous SWAMP ASS said...

this will destroy you takes a long time to set up/play because they put meaning in my diapers.

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sometimes i do wish this place was a little more sweet as in understanding. usually not though

10:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why are we on pacific coast time?

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My god. You are all so fucking lame it hurts.

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok person, now say something unlame.

10:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whomever runs this blog is a huge sociopath. You've got some big problems, dude. I'm not kidding.

10:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sociopath? Kind of brutal. Why?

10:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's the tom & jerry show..................

10:52 PM  
Anonymous jc said...

more time to work on my 'playlist'

11:34 PM  
Anonymous jc said...

wow. they really do take forever to set up kinda. huh.

12:09 AM  
Anonymous prison mike said...

Let's talk about rim jobs. Tossin' the salad. Cleanin' the spleen. Space docking.

You don't wanna be like me.

I'm here to SCARE YOU STRAIGHT!!!!

4:03 AM  
Anonymous When? said...

are we going to talk about the importance of the big Sack N' Save in Denton?

Everybody knows the scene revolves around it.

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Sarah Palin said...

let's hear it for quality electronic music reporting in dallas! right, we shot jr? oh wait...

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks mike. i guess...

2:50 PM  
Anonymous the scene at sack n save said...

it's all ages.


8:34 PM  
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how could you not like atmosphere?

8:57 PM  
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