Friday, January 23, 2009

Weekender

First of all, swing by this Vice post that links to a blog started by a rather sleazy associate of We Shot JR, and while you're there please feel free to have a few laughs at the parade of douches you'll find and the captions below their pics. Even though this is NOT a local blog, you might even recognize a couple of them! We can't reveal her identity, but that makes it more fun, you know? Now for shows, hos (and sorry we're late and short today, but without our jobs, we couldn't pay to go to all these shows and cover them for you, you know? Oh wait, we never pay to get into anything. sowwy):

FRIDAY

Fungi Girls/Electric Vengeance/Scoff (Cleburne Skate Center): I know you probably aren't going to drive to Cleburne for this, but considering that Fungi Girls have received more national press than any other local band so far in 2009, we had to put this up here, right? Apparently these dudes got played yesterday afternoon on XM satellite radio, which is just the latest in crazy things that have happened to them over the past couple weeks. Anyway, if you're interested, Fungi Girls go on at 715 PM apparently.

Akkolyte/Vorvadoss/Fighting Change/Scumrush/Enemies of Inertia/Blood OV (Reno's): Pretty brutal show at a pretty brutal venue. In the first instance, brutal means fierce, harsh and fun. In the second, it means "Why am I in Deep Ellum on a weekend night? Get me the fuck away from this rockabilly convention." JK guys, Akkolyte and Vorvadoss are worth braving most shitty crowds in order to see.

Genova/Panda Toes/Van Damme/Females (the Cavern)

Matthew and the Arrogrant Sea/RTB2/The Beaten Sea (1207 Annex Ave., Dallas): Now that Swiss House is more or less gone, Dallas pretty much has a total of zero regular locations for house shows. Maybe this could end up being the first.

Uptown Fridays with Select (Zubar)

Stag Film/The Me Thinks/Bastardo de Sancho (Doublewide)

Awkquarius (Rubber Gloves)

SATURDAY


Aquarius Party with Big J and Select (Fallout Lounge)

Drug Mountain/Fungi Girls/No Babies/A Smile Full Of Ale (1919 Hemphill): Great local and kind of local lineup along with a band I've heard great things about: Mobile, Alabama's No Babies. -DL

SUNDAY

Some Jerk Off/Orange Coax/Geistheistler (Majestic Dwelling of Doom): You know what the best part about being me is? I can tell you that two really great bands are playing at Majestic Dwelling of Doom on Sunday, and then I can just ignore the other crap that may or may not be occuring at the same place around the same time. Way to go Potato, your publicity scheme worked like a charm!

116 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

FREE 21+ DOUBLE DECKED OUT ELECTRO/DISCO RAVE AT theCAVERN

upstairs; genova, whack-a-tone (pandatoes blog), van damme + live party filming
downstairs; females

5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EDIT; TONIGHT!! 1OPM - 2AM

5:53 PM  
Anonymous defensive listening said...

WTF? I pay to get into everything.

6:03 PM  
Anonymous stonedranger said...

The ROYAL we. The EDITORIAL we?

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no babies is also playin majestic dwelling of doom, their really good,kinda similiar to xbxrxo r harry pussy, and their from oakland so bring them some donations....thanks

6:11 PM  
Anonymous His Realness said...

Any DIY action this weekender?

6:14 PM  
Anonymous curious said...

when-are-matthew-and-the-arrogant-sea-doingon?

6:17 PM  
Anonymous curious said...

when-are-matthew-and-the-arrogant-sea-doingon?

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude I totally want to go rave and do coke until my dick goes limp.

6:19 PM  
Anonymous stylish green bush said...

HA HA!

Marcus' peen smells like MOLD!

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone say coke? I'M THERE!

theCAVERN @
1914 Greenville Ave, DALLAS 75206

I heard they're going to be projecting tits on the wall?

6:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DL is so stoked about the 1919 show on Saturday that he posted it twice

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

these godammed bands play far too often. why not just fucking wait, and see the same exact line-ups on any given wednesday?

or not. cos i'm fucking SICK TO DEATH of them.

6:34 PM  
Anonymous brent said...

saturday @ rubber gloves
pinebox serenade & the slow burners

6:45 PM  
Anonymous brent said...

nevermind. its at haileys. not rubber gloves

6:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Super serial business.

6:49 PM  
Anonymous chad said...

Vice is the rotten.com of Web 2.0

Hey Alex can you bring my comic book to the show Sunday thanks!

4:34pm- Some time these bands don't last too long so you gotta go see them as many times as you can before they evaporate. How else are you gonna name check them when you go to see the new band one of the members started.

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're being a real prick SR. You're going to slag off a whole band not because of the music but because of how one member may or may not have offended you in this ANONYMOUS comments section. boohoohoo. Stop taking yourself and the internet so goddamn seriously.

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

one of dallas' own is on there

7:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take's ya right back to fourth grade, eh SR? personal agenda my third eye

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

stop taking the internet so seriously? tell that to the people that hype themselves and act like total pricks constantly

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who has the best pizza in denton?

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

James Maynard sells it by the slice and it's fucking amazing. You can't find him though. You have to let him come to you...

7:34 PM  
Anonymous James Maynard said...

Dude, I'm gonna be at Cleburne Skate park. See you there, SR.

7:37 PM  
Anonymous James Maynard said...

Dude, I'm gonna be at Cleburne Skate park tonight. See you there, SR.

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true that there is a dolphin petting pool at the Cleburne Skate Park?

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no vorvadoss 2nite :(

7:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wanna know who this lady is....maybe i can even be part of her hall of shame!

7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is the bug-eyed,dreaded,skinny black lady that sits outside the bathrooms in the subway asking everyone to listen to her sing beatles songs.

8:22 PM  
Anonymous piggy pie said...

the worst part about denton? no good pizza AT ALL. and if you shitbirds wanna get on here and try an tell me J+J's is great, then you're an embarrassment to my pepperoni dick.

11:41 PM  
Anonymous we made fuck once said...

this chick must have herpes on her genital wart's crabs bleeding anuses.

whatta fuckin skag.

11:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey pal, i'm a ding dong, get your rage on, get paid.
hey pal, i'm a rim-ram, get your rage on, get laid.

uh, uh, uh-uh-uh.....................................

12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pizza inn!!!

12:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

vagina brothers

12:46 AM  
Anonymous daivd corti said...

drug mountain where you from?

1:41 AM  
Anonymous casey hess said...

hey daivd corti, u go to plano west?

3:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jesus, when did 10 yr old boys from broken homes take over these anons?

7:16 AM  
Anonymous to 516 said...

when the site started jizzing over fungi girls

7:23 AM  
Anonymous doominator said...

hehe...

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@4:57...

that should be directed at almost every prick whining about everything and anything on this blog, not JUST sr.

waaaaaaaah! wanz talks too much during his set and plays too many shows...

boohoohooo!!! john of flesh is an asshole and won't book my band!

maahahaha! *pout* *pout* liles is a fakin' jamaican who actually made some money doing music 20 years ago!!!


stfu and get a maxi pad for your fucking bleeding asshole.

11:11 AM  
Anonymous The Black Eyed Peas said...

"Where is the love???"

11:46 AM  
Anonymous chat room said...

Saturday, 1/24
History at our Disposal
Matthew and the Arrogant Sea
Bridges and Blinking Lights
$5
10ish (after the 1919 show is over)

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Stoney Stoner said...

nah man, y'all got it all wrong man, music is about grooving and freeing yourself, it ain't about this or that man, you know what I am saying man.......woah man look at my hand....

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeh man i agree. some of this music doesnt groove though. its just loud and annoying for no reason but so they can sound like their favorite band.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Mr. Seman said...

Finally applied for NX35 last night!

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gawd this fungi girl shit is really depressing. This is all dfw has now? Its like a gimmick band with age as their main tool. I guarantee you if a 24 yr old were making that music no one would give a shit.

12:34 PM  
Anonymous citizan pollack said...

lol

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Other bands that were really young: Slint, Redd Kross, guitarist from Flock Of Seagulls, Teenage Jesus And The Jerks, Husker Du, Stevie Wonder, Lil Stevie Winwood, Teen Idles, The Boxtops and really...

Who gives a shit? If nobody had told you their age, you would have never thought about it and YOU WOULD STILL BE BITCHING. Can't wait to go to 1919 2nite. Kiss my old ass, motherfucker.

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hurt feelings prompts teenager to make silly comment

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fungi girls = the hipster Jonas Brothers(Or Hanson for the older crowd)

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Mr Seman said...

i sperm on that music

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i heard darktown's playing LfuckingA.

1:29 PM  
Anonymous mr seman said...

I shit on that child music.

1:56 PM  
Anonymous george neal said...

can someone upload some hot guy porn for me?

2:06 PM  
Anonymous peter gabriel said...

I FUCKING HATE YOU WSJR!!

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hate implies you care Peter. Funny

4:24 PM  
Anonymous jack hanna said...

Daivd corti drinks new born cum

6:28 PM  
Anonymous cock fountain said...

my crew saw daivd corti at the chatroom last night, we beat his ass in the parking lot

6:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

slow burners tonight!

7:12 PM  
Anonymous stonedranger said...

457, you're the one getting all mad and shit.

7:40 PM  
Anonymous to stonedranger said...

You're the one acting like a 14 year old on her period.

8:09 PM  
Anonymous to stonedranger said...

adub wants your cock

10:25 PM  
Anonymous COCKLOVE said...

new t-shirt, it says...

"we shot jr drama is the best drama"

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Sloan said...

I am doing nothing right now.
I could be doing worse than I am doing.

1:27 AM  
Anonymous PRIMORDIAL BOOZE said...

we shot daivd corti

2:09 AM  
Anonymous ghost dad said...

daivd corti, you gonna get your junk stuck in a bear trap when you be dipping your hush puppy in that tartar sauce

2:24 AM  
Anonymous 14 year old (aka fungi girls) said...

daivd corti fucked my sister

3:12 AM  
Anonymous david corti said...

fuck you man fuck you.

3:26 AM  
Anonymous ill take a large breast , make it two large breasts... said...

extra crispy and a side of mac n cheese please

3:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

shit just got weird and stupid. i quit.

5:14 AM  
Anonymous Connie Cum Swap said...

nows its david not daivd...fool dont even know how to spell your own name...

9:05 AM  
Anonymous jiz and the jerkoffs said...

24 piece dark meat with family fries. HEY JEALOUSY

11:11 AM  
Anonymous vegan agenda said...

all this daivd corti business makes me hate my diet

11:35 AM  
Anonymous will2k said...

herta herta herta

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be nice if the Majestic Dwelling Of Doom had an address listed somewhere.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Found it. Man, the mapping is at the point where I could see The Eighth Continent written on the fence and a blue car in the drive. This is fuckin creepy man.

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Rick said...

Show last night at 1919 was awesome. Thanks to everybody who came.
"The internet, it's better than myspace".

2:32 PM  
Anonymous 731 Texas Street in Denton, said...

is where majestic dwelling of doom can be found

5:02 PM  
Anonymous bullet ho said...

Have you guys seen the new "We Shot We Shot JR" t-shirts?

6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know if you Google Daivd Corti, this website is the first to pop up...

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ghost dad is pretty funny. this bear trap, she be my master...

careful with that trap in tow................................

7:17 PM  
Anonymous frisco rock city said...

im fucking up right now

9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wu fru's set tonight fucking slayed. SLAYED.
great local band

11:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When do the shows usually start at the house of DOOM?

11:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

right before the cops get there.

12:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wu fru was ridiculous

12:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fungi girls did good at 1919

12:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wu fru was ridiculous

12:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:09...an honest question there. Most all of you sound like the Desperate Housewives "reality tv show" I saw recently. I know there are some real people around here and I'm gonna find them. "The revolution will not be televised."

1:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wu fru ruled!!!

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wu fru ruled!!!

9:38 AM  
Anonymous alcoholic anonymous said...

fucking rotting bloated christ on a bloody splintered crucifix you are starved for attention. really.

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the cops have yet to be called at the dwelling. so um, where in the hell did that claim even come from?
do people even try to think anymore?

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what think is?

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck wu fru, they suck

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jeez SR or DL which ever of you thats posting as anonymous. youre the only ones that don't like wu fru, get over it losers.

6:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nope. i've seen them twice, and they fucking suck.

and potato can suck my numnuts.

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:58am...you are absolutely right. Sometimes you gotta drink and type like a little bitch

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thought that all wsjr does

7:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wu fru really is awful

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wu fru isn't awful.
They are a lot better than fucking fungi girls.
Though, I know that they are friends with those guys and won't go slagging them off, because believe it or not, they are really cool people, though people want to discredit wu fru for whatever reason.
And on top of everything, there's another member in that band who I feel doesn't deserve flack from you guys just because you don't like Thomas.

9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh, really?

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Wu Fru Gangsta Supreme said...

yo, give em' they space.

10:41 PM  
Anonymous stonedranger said...

First of all, I've NEVER POSTED ANONYMOUSLY on this blog for any reason whatsoever (other than as Stonedrager, of course). I guess you can believe whatever you want, but we aren't THAT lame, ok? If we have something to say, we'll say it, and I covered my thoughts on Wu Fru thus far in the original post. I didn't make any comment about the music, btw.

11:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so i guess what you're saying is that posting under a fake name is lame, but not THAT lame.

got it.

11:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i heard stonedranger likes to get high and hit the gym.

this is what living in dallas will do to you: turn you into the bargain basement patrick bateman.

12:31 AM  
Anonymous stonedranger said...

Did Patrick Bateman smoke pot? I honestly can't remember.

1:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no, that's where the "basement" part comes in.

the whole description is making less sense to me now, but it was never meant as an insult. just something you'd say while really high.

2:38 AM  
Anonymous Mark e.'s Pain said...

(You keep on knocking but you can't come in
the door is locked, its you.-congos)

there are many diffrent ways to play the master and servent game..
not just side b of depeche modes great reward..
and many of us get thrown into the fire..
forced to play mans never ending monopoly of the senses..
as a child you feel..
but when time to try new things are upon us..
the whip lashes..
and the cycle continues..(it never ends-the residents)
a vail we claim as justice covers the faces of many masters..
fradulent prophets of right or wrong, good or bad, up or down..
*Satori's flower; where there is no up or down..
ideals vansished until a new boris album..
for those who know..
The hand of "THE LAW" comes crashing...
"Just ask dimond rio about being high on pcp and havein' to run from the cops. "man i just wanted some caned whip cream to catch a buzz mannnn"-D.R.
for those who know..
shit i'm lost..
this happens alot..
the druged mt. clan..
still recovering from thier show..
shits intense..
almost like Jodorowsky Holy..
a need for illusion is in the mist of being..
for those who know..
proceding..
i dont know how many people feel..
but i've always been so grean..
for those who know..
art is deeper than a blog..
but since this reality sucks..
comunicating is vast..
or not..
in the words of xenakis..
musicans tend to be the plague that hold back true expression with sound..
Reed said it critics are just spinless half wits; to worried about what people are thinking of to acctully create..
or fess up to thier creation that is..
few rock n roll animals ever work up the never to creat coney island..

baby..
heres something on shoting jfk's side of the spectrum

Because theres 40 diffrent shades of black
so many fortresses and ways to attack
so why you complaining? ta!- pavement

6:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:41pm... is that what you're doing these days? because im quite out of the loop with what little bitches such as yourself do while drunk. AND anonymous 7:45pm people become guilty by association...

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:43- I am confused and also what is your deal?

12:05 PM  
Anonymous that said...

was lame. this really was the end. But in the end a rebirth ...

7:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its all wsjr knows how to do

9:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hate reno's. total shame all the good metal shows are going there.

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what are you talkin bout? pimpadelic plays ridglea every thurs night

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